You will need:
A hot wire manual
A super glue gun
A pair of tweezers
And a puppy.
Thread the wire through the puppy, and hot wire it to the computer. Super glue the mouth of the puppy so that it won't vomit the wire back up. Download PUPalarm and run the software, and voila!
Now, when the time set arrives, the dog shall wake up and pee fireworks all over the carpet, thus waking you up.
Very effective, si?
Last edited by DejaVu; Jan 2, 2009 at 05:45 PM.