Chuck Norris once got into a fight with a one-armed ninja, and he thought to himself how unfair of a match it would be.
So, he proceeded to rip both of his arms and one leg off, then roundhouse kicked the ninja in the face with his one good leg, breaking the ninja's neck instantly.
He then sewed his limbs back on using nothing but some rusty tent spikes and some piano wire.
god, not this crap again.
The first rule of Chuck Norris is don't talk about Chuck Norris.
I made a thread about Chuck Norris, but got banned and deleted the thread.
1st rule about Chuck Norris: never talk about Chuck Norris.