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I have the pleasure to answer one of the greatest questions in Toribash community history made by Goughy a.k.a. Ryan.


What if there's no beer in heaven?


Firstly, the chatgpt answer, for ethical reasons ofc.


"The question of whether there will be beer (or any specific earthly pleasure) in heaven is a matter of personal belief and religious interpretation. Different traditions and individuals may have various perspectives on the afterlife. Here are a few ways people might respond to the idea:

• Symbolic Understanding: Some might interpret beer, or any earthly pleasure, as symbolic of greater, more profound joys in heaven. The pleasures of heaven are often described as surpassing any earthly experience."

Ultimately, the question invites personal reflection on what one values and expects in the concept of an afterlife."


My alternative hypothesis: There's beer or something BETTER than beer in heaven.



My H0: There's no beer or something BETTER than beer in heaven.


It's already known that there will be wine a.k.a. sugar cane brandy in heaven, for those who like stronger stuff, ofc.


What great Toribash community question, mystery or curiosity you would like to see debunked by me? Reply below. Thank you!

What if there are no bitches in heaven?

Are mayonnaise an instrument?

what if theres no heaven in heaven

is there toribash in heaven? if there isn't then I ain't even dying

I am german and alas I don't like beer

There better be beer in heaven, what if there's no whiskey though?

The cool answer:
With math, let's break it down logically:

Definitions:

• Instrument: A device created or adapted to make musical sounds.
• Mayonnaise: A thick, creamy dressing made from oil, egg yolks, and vinegar or lemon juice.

Mathematical Approach:

Let's represent these definitions with sets and logical operators.

• Let M represent the set of all musical instruments.
• Let Y represent mayonnaise.

Set Membership:

For mayonnaise to be considered an instrument, it must belong to the set M.


Logical Statement:

• ∈Y∈M if and only if mayonnaise is an instrument.

Verification:

The properties that typically define an instrument include the ability to produce musical notes and the design intention for creating music. Mathematically, we can write:

• If ProduceSound=True and DesignForMusic=True, then ∈
• If ProduceSound(Y)=True and DesignForMusic(Y)=True, then Y∈M.

Practical Analysis:

• ProduceSound(Y): Mayonnaise does not inherently produce musical sounds.
• DesignForMusic(Y): Mayonnaise is not designed for creating music.

Thus:

• ProduceSound(Y)=False
• DesignForMusic(Y)=False

Logical Conclusion:

Since both conditions for ∈Y∈M are not met, we have:

• ∉Y∈/M

Final Answer:

Mathematically, mayonnaise (Y) does not belong to the set of musical instruments (M), so:

• Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

Therefore, based on our logical and mathematical analysis:∉⇒Mayonnaise is not an instrument.Y∈/M⇒Mayonnaise is not an instrument.

^ the chatgpt answer, for ethical reasons ofc...

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using principles of physics, let's analyze the essential characteristics of musical instruments and whether mayonnaise can fulfill these criteria.

He's not playing mayonnaise, but the recipient that contains mayonnaise.