S (unranked)
swaves, itemp, shmevin, diamond, felnin, molotov5, boost

A
smurf, fire, wounder, kros, deoxer, hipower, velordrel, natejas

B
cicada3301, irookie, luca, heat, nervau, static, visceral, loona, jenson, kyoukisu, cold, fred, n3wb, scridge, ancient, imperial

C
sentral, nerfpls, porn, mwah, yuga, warabi, jojo, comet, skizz, detacher, winter, cjslick, rajen, littleloo, euphoria, axels, watermagic, deimos, chickster

D
matty, quest, heart, night, melrose, egoist, cosmic, sleep, weed, loxun, tyka, woeb, dillon, karstnator, fatmidgetman, morals, polo, omega, penguin

hardstuck dogshit
quant, kidfury, twin, ponzo, enclave

tk apologist
cowmeat, eddy, porn, ancient, erth, goat, egoist


no really old players have been included

boner

am i drunk

these list just get funnier and funnier in my opinion lol

Lol Replace felnin and Kros

I remember the best players thread I made...these modern ones are funny though.

heat is on B, the more i read the funnier it get

I am just here so I don't get fined.

Cicada, rookie, heat, cold, ancient, mwah, rajen and woeb are A at their worst

nah i'm a need that Z tier to myself.