this will most likely get infracted for some reason but is it possible to avoid making your post count go up while still remaining forum active... cause i like my post count where it is at the moment... 666 :3

technically no, it's not possible.
If I remember correctly some board doesn't count the post, like Clan Discussion.

make a new account

If I remember correctly, you can modify post count, join dates and etc if you pay an admin. TC or cash, I'm not too sure. I mean, my usertitle hasn't changed since I got "Senior Member" because of the green hat.

I'm pretty sure something can be done about it, just pm an admin.

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Lot's of things are listed on forum customization. Sir has a profile customization shop open as of now, but I don't know if post count editing is a thing.

Pretty sure the only thing you can do is stop posting next to the clan discussion, and tp/vip board if you have it.