Revolution! with... Revolution!
Fellow Triforcians! One of my many sex slaves, whom I whore out for profit, has just returned from within the confines of the fleet of none other than rival clan, Revolution!
The sex slave bears news of a declaration of war on Triforce by juo himself! He has also complained that their fleets are much weaker and less prepared than those of our own, although many in number. He says the restrooms in their fleets smells of dead fish and rape, a CRUCIAL weakness that we must exploit to our greatest advantage. The sex slave was executed after his message was relayed, due to... security issues, involving his rectum. Our doctors found a ticking time bomb of faggotry inside the corpse, a true sign of the deviousness of Revolution.
How DARE they turn our own man against us, be it sex slave, or superior?
MAN THE CANNONS, CAPTAIN THE SHIPS, SWAB THE POOP DECKS!
WE ARE AT WAR!!!
note: this war is purely for fun and entertainment. No hate goes to Revolution or any of its respective members. Terms and conditions may apply, see store for complete details. Void where prohibited