I learned that you should never joke about Gm's banning you in any GmEvents.

...

They will ban you.

Hypocrisy is an integral part of being a duelist.
Everyone's going to complain no matter how fair you played if they lose.
Do not bet 10k+ in an attempt to get higher bets in a betting server.
Flyingmonk has turned running away into an art form.
GMs do not like duelists.
Judo is not, in fact, skill based.
Going afk mid-game is a valid strategy.

always bet in flames

I learned that it's weird to be gone for a long time, come back, and not know how to play this game anymore like you used to D:

Also, I see many names that look familiar but I do not recognize anyone.

What I've learned is that you cannot truly control wrists, they'll kill themselves if they really want to.

Don't be too over confident of yourself.
Learned that irl, and in toribash.

hi tehbasher


i've learned that everyone is probably lying about everything and that people are greedy.

What I've learned is that during betting, we should bet not more then 5k

I learned that ishi is my father and hax is my mother
Wrist suck major balls
Dont duel 10K+ if you doubt your ability to win
Nobody likes you unless somebody likes you
Hampa can be a nub
Rank does not = skill
Dont fight with a russian
If you leave after loosing a match it automatically means Rage quit
Making tc can be hard
Ghost will lie sometimes
You cant always get what you want
Begging from your friends excessively can be annoying
Anyone under the age of 13 will fight with you because they can
Any mod with insta gib is hated by at least 1 person in the room
You cant make everyone in a room happy
Someone else winning a prize makes everyone else want one/get butt hurt
"Famous" people are just normal
There will almost always be someone better then you
Dont second judge yourself, go with your fist option
The timer can take really long or be very short, depending on if you are in a pickle or not
All rules of a clan war should be typed in a pm and agreed upon before the game
Fish hates you
hanz0 hates you
Toast hates me
Nuthug wont love me
Gough1210 is English, not British
Tom does infact wank.
Dont let people self plug there channels in your stream
The forum is a different game
No one is the age they say they are
Market is a deadly place
"Welcome to Toribash, you suck"
I will edit this when I think of more.

The primary way to earn toricredits is to gamble.
Staff members hate gamblers.
People will hate you for winning, no matter how fair you are.
People are inclined to hold grudges against you.
People will hate you for betting more than them (profit stealers... damn them).
Staff members can and will be cynical and sarcastic towards you if you deserve it.
All links are porn or phishing sites.
If you beat someone of a higher belt than you it makes you better than them.
Winning makes you a noob.
Losing makes you a noob.
Hampa shops at Wallmart for all his wrists.