What is the creepiest thing that happened to you

Two words: My mother

I dreamt of old man dancin' on rainbows. It freaked me out.

Hmm, can't remember the creepiest bet I'm to traumatized...

Yet, I just got to know that one of my best friends told his dick size to my GF.
Quite, disgusting. What was his motive? hmmm? HMMMM??

Also, saw something on TV called Big Fat Fetish or something, was like... "O_O" then switched...

Creepiest thing happened to me was when I almost cutted my finger off, luckily it missed

Uh, I had a dream. You know, one of those zombie dreams, and when I woke up my mom tried to bite me. I nearly shat my pants.
That's the only thing I remember right now...

I had a random dream,it happened in real life.
Its called Deja vu

I once saw an Alien being transported in a Porsche.

When I was masturbating in the bathroom and the door slowly opened,yet no one was home.

*xfiles theme song*

Seeing this thread ._. No really, waking up to my sister and her friends beating me with pop tarts.