So yea....today, it feels as if there's a limp in my throat I decided to go the the ER to get it checked out, it appears that I now have throat cancer. Yes, queue the *gasps* as I myself am also surprised. There is no need to panic though, I'm due to get my neck amputated around next month in hopes of "getting better". Cheers.

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I'm so sorry ): I hope you get better and beat the shit outta cancer!

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Yeah man amputate dat neck.

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How might one go about getting their whole neck amputated? Also, sorry for the terrible news. Hope it turns out ok.

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This is far from funny...

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I was trying to look up if neck amputation was real or not to see if OP was joking.

All that I could find was this.



I guess he's serious. I still have a little bit of suspicion, though.

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This is serious, bro. Hope you get better! Best of luck!

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Well bro... it seems like all you can do is sit back and hope for the best.
Just remember to keep your head up high, and remain confident in yourself.
<3
-Gymbash

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I find it hard to believe, you can't really amputate a neck.

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