who missed me?

didnt know you were gone but hey <3

wait what

This thread was originally an epic poem detailing my triumphant return to Toribash, after having been away for almost 2 years. However, about half way through, the alcohol speeding through my body had completely severed most of my communicative functions.

After rereading what I had written, I decided it was best to scrap it, in favor of a more subtle approach.

should i remember you? i kind of feel like i should.

I was around for a while back in the day.

This was my head for a while:

idk if that helped at all.

i don't even.

He was that girl's boyfriend. I think she was pregnant with his baby or something.

That's the one.

whore. it's spelled 'whore'.

i was that whore's boyfriend.