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On my opion i would tell her "I want to bang you. Rape is always an option"
and say what she says.......or rape her.
<_>
say this - "did u know there are over 250 bones in the human body? how would u like another one in u?"
but for some reason its never worked for me
EDIT:double ninja
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Or you could always pull a chic-flick, right when you're about to tell her your true feelings about her, your best friend shows up, asks her out, and she says yes, live with it for awhile, then find out your best friend is cheating on her, she finds out, she's an emotional wreck, you swoop in and you both live happily ever after. Oh, and you probably bang her after the credits.