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What are your favourite quotes?
I'd like to know some wise and nice quotes in English .

I actually don't no a good one, to be honest.
Don't take me serious. If you feel offended... I'm just kidding.
"We are all in the gutter, but some of use are looking at stars"

and my personal favourite:

"Me fail English? That umpossible!"

(Ralf Wiggum)
Something about busses:D
*SigPic*
"You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater!'' - George Bush on sexual innuendos.
I have a Rocket Launcher, your argument is invalid.
"Nobody will ever win the Battle of the Sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy" - Henry Kissinger
And:
"The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." -Paul Fix
LIGHTING FROM MY EYES