Just a quick question...
As Toribash gets older, is the old schooler cut-off date going to move forward?

Of course not. Old schoolers are those who bought the game, because toribash costed money before 3.0 and after 1.9 (I think it was 1.9)

So no-one can actually BECOME an old-schooler?

Unless you time travel no.

Yeah, you won't be defined as an oldschooler.

If you mean, when it comes around to be 2026 or so and this forum is still up, I'm pretty sure you would be counted as a pretty old player. But not with the + and stuffz.

Yep, no more old schoolers will be created.

it is nice to be a old schooler =P

TECHNICALLY, you can, you could buy a reg key off of an old schooler, but I really doubt they will give it to you, and even if they do, they would just keep using it so you couldn't, so don't even bother trying

That doesn't actually work. I tried using gluz's regkey on one of my alts and it didn't give +.

I get asked this question a lot. I can only imagine the astonishment when it's realized that you can't acquire old-schooler status.
Anyway I'll close this since the question was answered.