Ok, How much is the Tori prime or w/e it is to allow you to put pics in your sig and put a text under your name...

Also where do i get it.

http://forum.toribash.com/tori_boosters.php
At the bottom. And yes it does allow you to put a text under your name, and a picture in your signature. It's 10$.

Ok...I don't got $10. I don't even own a CC....=(

Get a job or ask your parents for their credit card and do something in return.

Please note, it doesn't allow you to make PRETTY user titles, just user titles. No coloring or fancy stuff.