drug her then mmhmm

If you want a srs answer you shouldn't come to the interbutts

But since I'm already here my only advice is:

TIME

Getting to this girl will take time, and if it isn't worth your time, drop it.

true, ker is right the longer the time the more of a bigger chance, if you just go up to a girl and say i want to bang you, your going to be slapped

tell her all about your master belt and post counts. might not work the first few tries but the success rate increases each time, so keep at it.

i lol'd at this thread. really.
ask her the fuck out, spend time with her, then tell her you enjoy being around her. for fuck sake, simple shit.
of course this depends on how long you have been friends. if she doesnt look at you in that way then its gonna be pretty obvious.

Duuuuuuuuude. I'm almost custom.

im almost master! :o

Is she the kind of girl who gives and takes sympathy?

Look man, if you are friends, you probably cant bang her. The only thing to do though, regardless, is make it known that you are into her without being creepy or awkward about it. Dont focus on whether or not she likes you as much as you focus on letting her know that you like her.

Or something, I have never boned a friend because its impossible, but good luck anyways.

A .45 into the cooter

bang, BANG!