I really like this one. *Addicter puts it into his head*

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Ferris Buellers Day Off.

"If we threw a party for the party, that'd be like partyВ"

My good friend in football.

^ 1x1 is still 1... never understood the point in parties.

But, a party does not equal 1. There is multiple parties in a party, that's the point in parties.

As a Christian I have no duty to allow myself to be cheated, but I have the duty to be a fighter for truth and justice.
- Adolf Hitler

"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."

“worse than the Jews.” - osama bin laden

Bobby Fischer: Which is to expose the Jews for the criminals they are, the parasites they are, the liars they are, the thieves they are, the niggers (?) they are.

The very first essential for success is a perpetually constant and regular employment of violence.
A.Hitler

"I think; therefore, I am... I think."

~George Carlin (Odlov's signature)

"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am."
Ambrose Bierce