Have a 12 way account shared with one person from each timezone, make sure the account is being played on at all time. In a quick game mode you can average .5 games per minute.
1440 (minutes per day) * (.5) = 770games per day = 1298 days = 3.5 years.
Good luck.
I see, you want to be a Elite belt, eh?
I see me and you have similar goals, maybe we should play some time.
I say you can, if you enjoy playing Toribash non stop for hours and hours a day.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around?