Originally Posted by Morbon

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Or you could always pull a chic-flick, right when you're about to tell her your true feelings about her, your best friend shows up, asks her out, and she says yes, live with it for awhile, then find out your best friend is cheating on her, she finds out, she's an emotional wreck, you swoop in and you both live happily ever after. Oh, and you probably bang her after the credits.

Originally Posted by weed33

say this - "did u know there are over 250 bones in the human body? how would u like another one in u?"

but for some reason its never worked for me

EDIT:double ninja

Originally Posted by toriuketo2

Lol wonder why.

Originally Posted by 2worlds

Tell her to open her mouth and close her eyes.

Or give her $10.