Me and my friends went to see it last night specifically to ruin the movie for anyone trying to watch it. If any of you are familiar with the WKYK Abe Lincoln sketch, we basically acted that out in the movie theater packed with adolescent girls and their boyfriend (read: pathetic, future cuckold husbands). For those of you who aren't familiar with that sketch, I'll give you a short rundown of what happened in the theater last night.
Scene: Professional terrible actor Kristen Stewart walks onscreen, being attacked by one of the "bad" vampires.
Bad Vampire: blahblahblahpointlessshittydialogue IM GONNA KILL YOU blahblahmorepointlessshittydialogue.
People in Theater: >gasp<
Me and my friends: (as loud as humanly possible) OH SHIT, OH SHIT, I CAN'T WATCH THIS! HEY EVERYBODY, I CAN'T WATCH THIS!
People in theater: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me and my friends: Oh damn. Now which one'a ya'll skinny muthafuckers said that.
People in theater> YOU'RE RUINING THE MOVIE YOU FAEGETS!
Me and my friends: YO PROJECTIONIST. PROJECTIONIST! REWIND THE MOVIE FIVE MINUTES, THIS DUMB BITCH WAS TRYIN' TO TALK OVER IT! DAMN I GOTTA TAKE A PISS.
Needless to say, we were promptly kicked out of the theater. But it was totally fucking worth it.