Trinity= Triangle
Cain= Slain(Veteran) (No offense or anything) (Only because it rhymes) (lol)
Abel= The Entire Population Of Scotland
Hallow= hallo
Salvation= Unban
Church= Forum
Wise Men= Promo Team
Spirit= Ghost
Bread= Pringle
(I was drinking a bit earlier and found that none of these are that good. Oh well.)