Our objective was to rescue a VIP and his bodyguard (tri2killme) from a zombie infested town. We had to fight our way through to them and then back to where we came from while being assaulted by waves of meele-only apple-fans, i mean zombies
(our target, on the ground being asleep is tri2killme, lazy irish bastard he always is)
This mission was hectic as fuck so I didnt get to take any screenshots during it but I shall walk you through to my heroic death.
On our way towards the objective we encountered several apple fanbois and quickly dispatched of them with little problem besides the occasional point blank miss (looking at you habeeb)
Once we reached our target however, shit went south. immediatly, two dozens more fanboys come swarming out of a nearby building. everyone but TheAnimal and me were out of ammunition, so I told Dexx to grab carry tri2killme and habeeb to cover his retreat while TheAnimal and myself would come follow after reloading.
In my infinite wisdom, i decided to try and stun the fanboys using apple's newest iFlashbang™, an idea that probably doomed me because
1. It didn't work
2. The loud explosion immediatly attracted more fanboys
The zombies swarm us and dexx and me get hit pretty hard. Dexx was down to two health and I was down to one.
Since he was carrying someone, Dexx couldn't shoot so I told him to make a beeline for the evac zone, while i was hoping to kill all the zombies close enough to hit me with my shotgun.
I killed 14 zombies before they got me.
TheAnimal and Habeeb were now hard at work trying to run away, reload and shoot at the same time. eventually I had to use another grenade
(this time the newest iFrag™) to kill the last few fanboys too close for comfort. This resulted in a literal tidal wave of enemies so I just told everyone to wing it, hoping we were far enough.
The first one to make it to the evac was the unarmed VIP, followed by Dexx carrying tri2killme. TheAnimal and Habeeb were close behind, but the fanboys we're already upon Habeeb.
I had already given up on Habeeb but like a wonder he only got slightly (read, gravely) wounded and still managed to make it to the evac. In the end, this was the most successfull mission yet because we had a net loss of 0 soldiers! (lost chirs and gained tri2killme)