[Wri] Toribash Poem: Staff? More Like Wooden Rod!
This documentary based off of real events.
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I remember back in the day
When mwah used to say:
'Stop making meme threads'
'What is this to you, a game?' ![Evil](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/evil.gif)
I was ashamed for a while,
and put on a fake smile.
I forgot who I was,
The boring posts compiled.![zZz](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/zzz.gif)
I faded into obscurity,
With nowhere to run.
I stressed over impurities,
My habits became undone. ![Frown](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/frown.gif)
Thompson Submachine Gun. ![triggerhappy](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/guns.gif)
I met a peculiar man
Who ran a stream.
He had many fans,
Their faces smelled of cream. ![Alberteinstein](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/alberteinstein.gif)
He told me of a land,
Filled with 512 joints.
His content was bland,
I couldn't see the point. ![Huh](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif)
The next man was stranger than you'd think,
He was called many things,
But usually Sparkles The Twink. ![Cool](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/cool.gif)
He ran a group called vibe.
It was full of retards,
he lead it with all his pride. ![cowboy](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/cowboy.gif)
How could I forget mwah?
He was there from the start,
Shining like a star.
Pets big car?
Drives big dog!
His house?
Jafar. ![headbang](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/headbang.gif)
The next man was quite corrupt.
Many threads would cover him,
But his end was abrupt,
Still three dongers deep in that firetruck. ![bloodymess](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/dead.gif)
He lived in suburbia,
Always Oblivious.
He talked shit about Serbia,
Now no longer with us. ![Beerglass](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smileys2/beerglass.gif)
Out of everyone I met,
There was one who stood out.
The one called ed. ![love](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/love.gif)
He never wronged me,
And stayed true to his word.
He put up with edgy teens,
His kindness was absurd. ![Huh](https://cache.toribash.com/forum/images/smilies/huh.gif)
The next man was quite the opposite.
He used a wooden rod himself,
Used it for magical tricks.
To him, I lost my best friend.
My emotions still strong,
My heart will not mend.
UNBAN DONGHERE, HE DID NOTHING WRONG
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SHOUTOUT TO ARCTIC, THE ONLY STAFF MEMBER WHO ISN'T A ROD
Last edited by Arctic; Mar 29, 2016 at 11:49 PM.