So, we all know clappers, they are annoying, they put their arms forward and flail them up and down like if they were retarded, or try to "stab" you by putting both forward and driving themselves into you.

They suck.

So I thought, hey, let's give them a lesson. Let's teach them to play the game, not frickin' stand around and dance like if they were mentally handicapped.

Let's kneecap their faces and watch them epically fall as we say one line that would simply perdure in history.

"Kneecap'd"



Also in this post: Bizarre boomerang effect w/ high catch! Two for the price of one!

Pretty good actually, but you would have to remember three different movements, and the clapper might react differently to your moves and end your little dance of preparing to own.