I went afk on a room I made once and I opened toribash back up and a kid said "Shh. Don't tell anyone. I'm going to touch you and you will love it. *caress*"
*Sparring with a kid*
*Spins and does some moves*
Kid: I can parkour in real life.
Me: Oh? can you?
kid: yes
Me: where did you learn it?
kid: my grandfather
. . .