Misery
I have no job, no girlfriend, 2 grand in the bank (I think) and I am still living with my parents for economic reasons. Despite this wonderful, wonderful lifestyle, it is apparently socially FUBAR and completely unacceptable. Therefore, I have been considering moving out and sharing rent with some friends. (Yes, surprisingly, I have friends. Who'd have thought?) The thing is, I hate work. I hate dealing with people who apparently have wood for brains. Hence why I retreat from the outside world. I want a job which allows me to be a lazy sod and get paid adequate wages for it. NO OFFICE WORK.
I'm also reasonably good looking, but apparently I'm 'too nice' to women. What? Would they rather I treat them like shit?
You, dear reader. Please help me understand this fucking mad world I live in. Recommend a job or something. Entertain me.