<Prophet> you're mad, you're all mad
<Superman> that was unnecessary LJ D:
<Prophet> !
<LJ> it was very necessary
<Prophet> I
<Prophet> from this day forth
<Prophet> lay a curse on thee
* Superman uses lazor eyes on LJ
<Superman> olol
<Superman> ur blind
* LJ reflects with his sunglasses
* Prophet dies
<LJ> ur wrong
<Superman> oh
<Superman> damnit
<LJ> ...
<LJ> not again
<GhostProphet> you shall
* LJ calls death
<GhostProphet> D:
<GhostProphet> what?
<Death> hello?
<GhostProphet> the Grim Reaper himself?!
<LJ> yes, we has a ghost problem
<Death> oh k
* Death teleports to LJ
<Death> where is he?
<Superman> hai reaper what's up
* LJ points at GhostProphet
<GhostProphet> villagers!
<Death> ohey superman, ill be back for you tomorrow
<GhostProphet> know this,
* Full-Moon approaches earth faster.
<Death> and mr prophet, come with me
<Superman> okay then Death
<GhostProphet> LJ threatens the very purity of our world
* Full-Moon *closer and closer*
<Death> we need to go see satan
<GhostProphet> He must not be left to live
<GhostProphet> Satan!?
* Death grabs the prophet before he can curse LJ
<Death> comon, lets go
<GhostProphet> I am not associated with the likes of evil
<GhostProphet> wait
<GhostProphet> noo
<GhostProphet> noooooooooooooo
<Death> yes, you are
<GhostProphet> before I leave
* GhostProphet casts curse on LJ
<GhostProphet> farewell
<Death> NO CURSES FOR YOU
* Death undoes curse
<GhostProphet> D:
* Death takes the prophet to satan
<GhostProphet> you cannot undo a curse
* Full-Moon is about 5 miles from earth.
* Full-Moon is about 4 miles from earth.
* Full-Moon is about 3 miles from earth.
* Full-Moon is about 2 miles from earth.
<Death> Superman, stop that moon!
* Full-Moon is about 1 mile from earth.
* Superman stops it
<Death> if you dont, ill take you with us
* Full-Moon freezes in place!
<Death> oh thanks
* GhostProphet casts curse without anyone's knowledge
<Superman> once again
<Death> k
* Death teleports to satan with the ghost
* Full-Moon rick rolls the planet and then flys back into its original position.
<Superman> my job here is done
<Death> kbai
* Superman disappears
<Death> hello Satan
<Death> i bring you another ghost
<Satan> another one?
<Satan> who of?
<Death> and this time i wont reap you, cause you arent disguised
<Death> of a prophet
<Sami> soo.. what's up now?
<Satan> a prophet you say
<Death> yes
<Sami> cool, it's Satan himself
<Death> want to have a prophet sammich?
<Satan> I just love prophets for there talk of tomfoolery
<Satan> hey, whose that guy?
<Sami> can has autographs?
<Satan> Death: sure
<Death> a fan...
<GhostProphet> sammich?
<GhostProphet> the food of the devil
<GhostProphet> no don
<GhostProphet> t
<GhostProphet> I beg you
<GhostProphet> please
<Death> come here ghost!
<GhostProphet> have mercy
* Death puts the ghost on bread
<GhostProphet> noo
<GhostProphet> nooooo
* Death adds some toppings and such
* Death gives to Satan
<GhostProphet> someone help
<Satan> no one can hear you scream in the fiery depths of Hell, ghost
<Satan> it is of no use
* Satan signs Sami's autograph book
<Satan> now, off you go
<Sami> yay
<Satan> oh btw
<Satan> what do you want for christmas?
<Sami> wait, how can i get away from hell..
* Audience looks confused.
<Sami> hm.. a pet ghost would be neat
<Sami>
<Satan> *sigh*
<Satan> Death
<Death> ... i just made him a sammich
<Death> gah
<Satan> bring the ghost here
* Death brings the ghost to Satan
* Satan gives the ghost to Sami
<Satan> now death, send him back to his world
<Sami> its not christmas yet, but thanks :o
* Death takes Sami and the ghost back to LJ and the others
<Sami> ohi LJ
<LJ> welcome back
<GhostProphet> *whispers* thank you sir
<GhostProphet> thank you
<Death> now gtfo
<Death> all of you
<Sami> i has pet ghost
<Satan> DEATH
<Satan> WTF ARE YOU DOING!?
<Death> yes...sir?
<Death> scaring the people
<Satan> WE NEED TO PLEASE OUR FANS NOT SCARE THEM
<Death> sorry sir... D:
<Satan> OH SHIT, I BET THE PRESS GOT THAT
<Satan> NICE GOING!
* Sami hears noises down below
<Death> *whimper*
* Death leaves
* Satan leaves
<Narrator> So the unlikely heros have survived Death and Satan
* Audience walks off, still a bit confuzed.
<Narrator> wait im not done
<Narrator> show some respect
<Narrator> >.>
* Audience turns back around.
* Audience folds arms.
<Narrator> *clears throat*
<Narrator> thanks to the media that is
<Narrator> With the revelation of the WareDuck and the disappearance of the WareWulf and Yasiou
<Narrator> the location of lancer is still unknown
<Narrator> Will the heros ever find any clues that will assist them in their search?
<Narrator> Or will they be denounced as racist, sexual offenders, bent on raping ducks and sentenced to death by burning?
* Audience throws bricks at the Narrator.
* Narrator dodges
<Narrator> ..the hell?
<Narrator> who carries bricks around to a show?
* Audience *one calls out:* hows that for a clue!
* Audience *one calls out:* hell would be your preformance!
<Narrator> indeed it would sir, indeed it would
* Narrator closes curtains
was too much for one post, and its a bit of a squal to both of our convos
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=40809
http://forum.toribash.com/showthread.php?t=34953
the other ones ^