Hey guys. I only have time to post this because my mom's giving me a break from sucking her cock. I just thought I'd take a minute while I have the time to tell you how much I suck. (both literally and figuratively)

Since birth, I have been attracted to cock. At the young age of 5 I became a prostitute, giving blow jobs for candy. By age ten I was sucking off 10 guys an hour, and by age 13 I was sucking my way to a 4.0 GPA. At age 15, however, I discovered a whole new way to suck. Toribash.


From very early in my toribash career, I have been sucking. Only the third day after beginning, I was already sucking off hampa for Toricredits. Eventually, however, my suckage transformed into an artform. Some would call it a playing style. ( or lack thereof)

Yes, indeed, I suck big fat donkey cock. Oh, you thought I meant in toribash? No, that one was literal. I also suck pretty hard in toribash too though.

I should really tell you about the time I went ov...WHOOPS! MOM'S CALLING! GOTTA GO!

Is 100 TC's enough, or do you want more?

Who edited the op? That is some pure win I see there.

Edited? What? No, that's his life story.

I have not edited them, and if Taco did, there is going to be trouble.

Guv, you too. >_>

I didn't edit them, when I first read it, I was like WTF.

*cries* what a sad sad story...How brave of him to tell the world about his CockLove...

yes indeed, very brave.

WHAT THE FUC-*head explodes while skeleton laughs maniacally*

Closing this thread before any more dumbassery leaks out.