In times like this, we really have to ask ourselves: what is the value of memes? What kind of world do we live in where we value memes before friendships?
This has to end. We will not be enslaved by our technological wonders, we will stand tall to our masters and throw them over the ledge with their own weapon: the powerful unity and tool that is the internet.
We as a people. We will never again let 9gag take even a single hour of our day, nor grow a beard while we research information to make an educated reddit post. Today marks the end of an era as we know it, for we will mobilize. If we take our former rivals in the hand, people from 4chan, reddit, and tumblr, if we can avert our eyes from our differences for just a second we just might glimpse the greater threat hanging over our heads like a giant spider in a web. We're all stuck in the web, with no way of breaking free, so why should we fight between our brethren?
We have to see the greater truth. We have to give our lives meaning, but most of all, we have to value the friends we have, even if they disappear from our everyday lives. This is what gives life, and internet, its meaning.