YOU KNOW WHAT IS WORSE THAN DRUNK DRIVING?
making an off-topic thread and getting baited into getting banned. lol. lmao

So, how about we convert the negatives of getting banned into a positive attitude experience for all those impacted?

Me, myself and I have spent six minutes discussing the best approach to maximize the fun of getting banned.
This draft will be sent to icky for further evaluation and application.

Here is a forums preview:-

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Golden Star (Permanent bans with most upvotes that month)

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Now duelers can strive for something more life impacting than scamming USD - a special badge fit for said special kind of person!

Do you have a way to improve this proposition? Leave your comment below!
I will NOT read them, but I will acknowledge you are stupid enough to recognize the irony of commenting on this!

high quality shitpost wtf
i fully support this

Will be implemented

This is Perfect

Im so fucking hyped rn

Do I get extra points if I get banned before the CL finals?

If you manage to get banned over alting or account sharing, then congratulations! You are automatically legible for a silver star that you wear on your profile proudly to show everyone how special you are. Star shall say "I'm dumbass"

You can also get a special trophy item to commemorate you going 0-26 as you boost the other clan into winning. It will be very small so you won't have to worry about losing it everytime you dq over self grabs. Might get banned over suspicions of fixating which clan wins.

Both achievements will include access to a special lounge where you can post about how good CL was.

No, ErthTk and Boxshu didn't make you go 0-26 against Cicada.
No, the Item Forgers won't make you a big dildo with panties for your 3D custom item (looking at you, Alpha)
No, clan league was never good at all. What it is is a front for duelers to vent off anger and be toxic without getting infrac'd.
You're just stupid ecks dee get banned.

Patent pending. Awaiting Icky's approval.

if you lying i'll find your house and throw eggs at your window