Hello everybody, today we'll make Nazi Pasta with Ham and a Cucumber Salad !

First, of course..we need a Kitchen, preferably mine




First off, we're going to cut a spring onion like a bunch of lower lifeforms !



should look like that when you're done.



now for the cucumber...



happy now...
not so much after i sliced it and added a bit of mustard, salt..pepper, various salad spices...vinegar, oil and a tad of soy sauce to it.



now, for the pasta sauce.
We need MEAT, or ham for that matter.



and slice it up good !



after that..finally ! We put noodles into boiling salt water ( you gotta do that pretty soon cause its gonna take a while >_<



more noodles for lulz ( those actually dont take as long so i put them in afterwards )



and then we kill time with beer.



after we drank some, ( approx 2-3 minutes later ) we put some oil into another small pot and heat it up really good and toss the ham into it!



and wait



now here's a cool part..we add alcohol to the ham ! (red wine...cheap ! )



we wait and drink some more



since i'm fairly wasted, i use instant tomato sauce and just whirl it into the boiling ham/wine mix i just created ( i use wine instead of water )



by now, the noodles are done and ready to be saved from their wet tomb



Now here's a tricky part..we try to arrange them in a svastika design ( i horribly failed at that )



and we're almost done ! whirl the sauce once more and pour it over the noodles...serve it with the salad and you're ready to NOM !



Bon Appetit !

That looks delicious. You mind if I steal the recipe for an up and coming tea party I'm having?

go ahead, its an easy recipe anyway.

that actually looks quite nice

howd it taste and u've been more active l8tly cause u used to never post(i think)

that looks good i'll use this sometime or another

Where to buy cucumber with face tho?

lol nice thread funny XD

i'm actually going to cook it and look how it taste. Hope its delicious! =D

you might go slow on the wine if you're underage :P