Okay, the rules are to make a sentence (or more), preferably long ones, then go to the Google language translator, translate the sentence into Japanese, then back to English. You get funny, weird sentences that sound really funny.

Here's the link:
http://translate.google.com/translate_t

Have fun! :P

I pee in my face so my face got wet. = As for me my surface which gets wet it urinates with my surface which therefore is obtained. LOL ahah

A guy felt on the ground and broke his arm with a wooden stick = As for the felt of the person of the land breaking that arm where the stick of the wood has been attached. :

Normal:
I need to find more cheese in my life or else I may become more french. However, if I become french, I can go to france and live in that fancy place north of london. There, I can find the magic stash of cheese and win two hundred dollars.

There and back:
Otherwise as for me it is necessary for I to find many cheeses of life, perhaps me it becomes French. However, it becomes French, I go to France, am possible to the north of the luxurious place of London to live. There, I may find 200 dollar cheese and concealment ones of magic of victory.

What the hay?!

AD 2101
War began.

Captain: What the hell happened?!
Engineer: It seems that someone laid down explosives.
Communication operator: Captain! We're getting a signal!
Captain: What!?
Communication operator: A vision is coming on the main screen.
Captain: Y-You!
CATS: You look busy, gentlemen.
CATS: Through cooperation with federal government forces, CATS has received your entire base.
CATS: I guess it will soon be the end of your ship as well.
Captain: T-that's impossible!!
CATS: Thank you for your cooperation.
CATS: Treasure these few remaining moments of your life.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...
Communication operator: Captain....
Captain: All ZIG aircraft, take off!!
Captain: There is nothing left but to trust in them...
Captain: Hope for our future...
Captain: is in your hands. ZIG!!

=

In A.D. 2101, war was beginning.

Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
CATS: How are you gentlemen !!
CATS: All your base are belong to us.
CATS: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
CATS: You have no chance to survive make your time.
CATS: Ha Ha Ha Ha ...
Operator: Captain !! *
Captain: Take off every 'Zig' !!
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'Zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

I translated "I kill people with roundhouse backhands to the face- just like Chuck Norris!" sans quote marks through 10 or so languages, and this is what I got.




Can assemble the section of garage of currency of the cent of Norris of period of comment of help of people of thing to think that she everything is 1st. If the party which opposition has death together! By the hand,


Winnar?

Winnar it may not is. Because I translated me most famously, it must be the winnar. But your measles it does and it is the strangest one.

Hah, I used to have a game like this with a friend, he would run something through a finnish translator and I tried to translate it back to english, we got some ridiculous stuff, lost most of it tho.

Ok its not very inspired but....

How much chuck could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck chuck?

translated:

どの位チャックをウッドチャックがチャックをチャックで取り付けることができたらチャックで取り付けてもよ いウッドチャックはか。 oops

As for the woodchuck which when the woodchuck can install the chuck with the chuck, is possible to install which rank chuck with the chuck?

This is what happened when they translated this game into English from Japanese. http://allyourbase.planettribes.gamespy.com//ayb2.swf