Titanic
[7:39:42 PM] Adam: someone should make a porno about how they're on the titanic having sex called titanic tittes
[7:40:19 PM] t: thx u 4 new status
You are what your mom ate
[5:15:29 PM] Nito: "Because mass cant be destroyed, just altered, you are always going to be fat. Even when you die, you are just going to be changed into a different form of fat. Fatass.
[5:21:53 PM] Adam: but can it be created?
[5:22:41 PM] Nito: I dont think so.
[5:23:14 PM] Adam: if mass can't be created
[5:23:31 PM] Adam: then that means that he was someone before he was fat
[5:23:46 PM] Adam: which means that fat is a form of something else
[5:23:49 PM] Nito: Not exactly
[5:24:08 PM] Adam: elaborate
[5:24:24 PM] Nito: You are first created with sperm and ovum, correct?
[5:24:34 PM] Adam: yes
[5:24:46 PM] Nito: Then
[5:25:03 PM] Nito: when in the utures you are fed things based on what your mother eats
[5:25:07 PM] Nito: With out thouse things
[5:25:13 PM] Nito: You would most likely not grow
[5:25:23 PM] Nito: You are made up of what your mom originaly ate
[5:25:24 PM] Nito: So
[5:25:28 PM] Nito: You are not what you eat
[5:25:32 PM | Edited 5:25:42 PM] Nito: You are what your mom ate
[5:25:33 PM] Kido The Rainbow Shinigami: #bestchatever
[5:25:52 PM] Adam: and your mom is what their mom ate
[5:25:58 PM] Nito: Exactly
[5:26:03 PM] Nito: Omg
[5:26:05 PM] Adam: that is
[5:26:07 PM] Nito: GRoss though
[5:26:15 PM] Nito: #pregnate women
[5:26:24 PM] Adam: wow
[5:26:28 PM] Nito: #doesnt want to have vaginal sex
[5:26:32 PM] Nito: #oral
[5:26:35 PM] Nito: #swollows#
[5:26:43 PM] Nito: #Guess where some of that goes
[5:26:50 PM] Adam: pls
Candy
[10:41:47 AM] (Lazors) Sherlaz Holmes: knäck is a kind of candy in sweden
[10:42:25 AM] Adam: does it taste good?
[10:42:32 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah
[10:42:37 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: really sweet and hard
[10:42:44 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: and brown-ish
[10:42:44 AM] Adam: like
[10:42:47 AM] Adam: a dick
[10:42:53 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah
[10:43:05 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: but without the tasty white stuff
[10:43:12 AM] Adam: oh
[10:43:18 AM] Adam: does that come in dlc
[10:43:40 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: yeah but you have to pay for it
[10:43:50 AM] Adam: oh
[10:44:11 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: after all it stands for downloadable cum
[10:44:18 AM] Adam: gg
[10:44:22 AM] Sherlaz Holmes: gg
Shit
[12:06:33 PM] Nito: You know when you take a really large shit and it feels just amazing?
[12:06:40 PM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no
[12:06:52 PM] Nito: Then you have not lived
[12:06:59 PM] Adam: you should use babywipes instead of toilet paper
[12:07:26 PM] Nito: You should use babies instead of toilets
Kinky
[6:34:03 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: oh
[6:34:04 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: hi
[6:34:06 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: yara <3
[6:34:07 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: ily
[6:35:18 PM] Yara Sparkle: Ily2 if yo not mean
[6:35:32 PM] t: kiss mi
[6:36:29 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: ok
[6:36:34 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: Lord of premature ejaculation kisses zayex's cock.
[6:37:12 PM] Adam: kinky
[6:38:10 PM] Rawber ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): ohgod.
[6:38:14 PM] t: ohmy
[6:38:35 PM] Lord of premature ejaculation: zayex likes et
Lesbians and Pre-cum
[8:52:57 PM] A.T.: Crea has precum in his pants
[8:53:19 PM] Creation: yur m0m has pre-cum in her pants.
[8:53:49 PM] A.T.: Probably does. Shes never at home so idk what she does
[8:54:16 PM] A.T.: My mom could be out fucking your mom. We never truly know
[8:55:52 PM] Creation: This
[8:55:55 PM] Movement Whore (Duncan): WOW
[8:55:57 PM] Creation: Would be awkward mang.
[8:56:05 PM] Creation: Because then
[8:56:10 PM] Creation: I'd shoot them both.
[8:56:11 PM] Creation: ._.
[8:56:16 PM] Creation: gg
[8:56:19 PM] Creation: Well played
[8:56:37 PM] A.T.: Touchè
Poem
Nito: Roses are red
[3:06:58 PM] Nito: Violates are Blue
[3:06:58 PM] Nito: I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.
[3:07:10 PM] Nito: I get all the bitches with that one
[3:08:54 PM] T: roses are red
[3:08:59 PM] T: your pussy is blue
[3:09:08 PM] T: take off your top
[3:09:11 PM] T: ill cum on u
[3:12:31 PM] Creati0n: noice one
What is Love?
[9:42:55 PM] Adam: WHAT IS LOVE!?!?!?!?!
[9:43:07 PM] ptdsux ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) : baby dont hurt me
[9:43:13 PM] Prepair: dont hurt me
[9:43:16 PM] Creati0n: no more
[9:43:20 PM] Silly Ellie: >.<
[9:43:40 PM] Nito: Something you will never experience.
Going to town.....
[11:55:25 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lil nigga goes town
[11:55:30 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): what does he see
[11:55:38 AM] Hilariouzors: i assume all bad puns are my responsibility nowadays
[11:55:54 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): a. watermelon or c. basketball
[11:56:10 AM] Prepair: basketball
[11:56:21 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): no it's b. chicken
[11:56:23 AM] Hilariouzors: what's option dd?
[11:56:37 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): lolololololololololololol
[11:56:39 AM] Prepair: a shootout
[11:56:47 AM] Lord William Bentick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): d is gangrape
[11:57:05 AM] Adam: e is blazin it
[11:57:16 AM] Prepair: f is 420
[11:57:23 AM] Adam: g is all of the above
[11:57:27 AM] Adam: for gangsta nigga
Urine Test
i had to take a check up today
[11:35:03 AM] Adam: and i had to take the pee tesst
[11:35:07 AM] Adam: which i am really bad at
[11:35:13 AM] thisisskip: Wat
[11:35:16 AM] Hilariouzors: more like the pee pisst
[11:35:19 AM] Adam: i have a huge blader
[11:35:21 AM] thisisskip: How are you bad at that
[11:35:32 AM] Adam: i have a huge blader
[11:35:36 AM] thisisskip: Logic
[11:35:39 AM] Adam: yes
[11:35:41 AM] Hilariouzors: sometimes you really can't pee in public
[11:35:43 AM] Edgaars :ᴅ: who was saying that he was gonna leave aether
[11:35:48 AM] Adam: i was in a bathroom
[11:35:51 AM] Adam: which was really nice
[11:35:54 AM] Hilariouzors: dunno if you have a word for it in english
[11:35:59 AM] Hilariouzors: we call it "
[11:36:06 AM] thisisskip: Hm
[11:36:10 AM] thisisskip: But what's the point
[11:36:12 AM] Edgaars :ᴅ: Thefuck u talking bout man
[11:36:17 AM] thisisskip: You're part of the clan
[11:36:20 AM] Hilariouzors: we call it "pissoarskräck"
[11:36:20 AM] Edgaars :ᴅ: ^
[11:36:20 AM] thisisskip: Behave like one of the clan
[11:36:21 AM] thisisskip: e.e
[11:36:24 AM] Edgaars :ᴅ: ^
[11:36:27 AM] Adam: describe it lazors
[11:36:30 AM] Hilariouzors: err
[11:36:48 AM] Hilariouzors: when you're at a pissoir with a lot of peeople
[11:37:04 AM] Hilariouzors: and you get kinda nervous
[11:37:05 AM] Adam: it translates into urinal horror
[11:37:10 AM] Hilariouzors: and nothing comes out
[11:37:11 AM] thisisskip: Gg
[11:37:11 AM] Hilariouzors: ahh
[11:37:13 AM] Hilariouzors: gg
[11:37:18 AM] Adam: gg
Adam's Birthday
[8:10:13 AM] Adam: my mom wont buy me a horse mask for my birthday ;-;
[8:10:25 AM] A.T.: I will
[8:10:40 AM] Adam: not if i suck your dick first
[8:10:50 AM] A.T.: Now I wont
[8:10:55 AM] thisisskip: gg
[8:10:56 AM] Adam: FUCK
Skip can not into computer
[7:55:44 PM] thisisskip: Dammit
Adam is dog
[7:55:57 PM] thisisskip: "Media Viewer" keeps installing itself on my computer
[7:56:04 PM] thisisskip: Extention to browsers to give me ads
[7:56:08 PM | Edited 7:56:12 PM] thisisskip: Halp
[7:56:18 PM] dog: um
[7:56:34 PM] dog: furiously yell at your comptuter in a forgien languge
[7:56:39 PM] dog: language*
[7:56:42 PM] thisisskip: ok
[7:56:43 PM] Avi: smack it with a pillow
[7:56:48 PM] dog: or do that
[7:56:52 PM] thisisskip: People are just looking at me funny
[7:56:53 PM] thisisskip: :(
[7:56:54 PM] dog: or both
[7:57:04 PM] dog: yell at them too
[7:57:07 PM] thisisskip: k
[7:57:19 PM] thisisskip: Going to mental hospital
[7:57:22 PM] thisisskip: halp
[7:57:39 PM] dog: break out and buy a purple suit and paint your face
[7:57:42 PM] dog: then blow things up
[7:58:17 PM] thisisskip: ok
[7:58:29 PM] thisisskip: instructions unclear
[7:58:32 PM] thisisskip: became a potato
[7:58:40 PM] dog: you done fucked up
[7:58:55 PM] thisisskip: nuuu
Nigga Trap
[8:51:02 PM] horse: i searched up nigga trap and got this
[8:51:03 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=nigga%20trap&sm=3
[8:51:31 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9ld0yxNLTo
[8:51:33 PM] catdog: LOL ICE CUBE
[8:52:03 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaRI1jTMS6s
[8:52:25 PM] horse: that is some nigga trap
[8:52:50 PM] catdog: O YESSS
[8:52:52 PM] horse: lol
[8:52:53 PM] catdog: OHH YESSSSSS
[8:52:58 PM] horse: my nigga and then bass drop
[8:53:02 PM] catdog: YAAAAAAASSSSS
[8:53:30 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: wow
[8:53:32 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: gg
[8:53:37 PM] catdog: LOL
[8:53:41 PM] catdog: dat bas drop
[8:53:59 PM] horse: gg haunter
[8:54:02 PM] catdog: O EVEN BETTER
[8:54:06 PM] catdog: dis is my favorite song
[8:54:07 PM] catdog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgP55yvkNbE
[8:54:12 PM] catdog: the original is my favorite
[8:54:43 PM] catdog: i dont like the remix doe
[8:55:10 PM] catdog: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znuy2e-GS0s
[8:55:30 PM] horse: drake trap?
[8:55:34 PM] catdog: ye
[8:55:41 PM] catdog: lightskin trap
[8:55:44 PM] horse: am i supposed to cry to a bass drop
[8:55:50 PM] catdog: yes
[8:55:55 PM] horse: damn dude
[8:55:57 PM] catdog: gg
[8:55:59 PM] horse: gg
[8:56:06 PM] horse: that is going in the best of skype
Nigga Trap Part 2: Sharkeisha Trap
[6:16:13 PM] horse: wait what
[6:16:18 PM] horse: bob marley trap remix
[6:16:19 PM] horse: gg
[6:16:24 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u3JTPfLOV9g
[6:16:29 PM] horse: this is a new level of nigga trap
[6:17:06 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: holy shit
[6:17:18 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: how nigga can one trap mix get
[6:17:22 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: xD
[6:17:27 PM] horse: like
[6:17:38 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: whats the pinnacle of nigga trap
[6:17:54 PM] horse: its not nigga enough until its a sharkesiha trap remix
[6:18:06 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: OH MY FUCK YOU'RE SO RIGHT
[6:18:22 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=sharkeisha%20trap%20remix&sm=1
[6:18:31 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: we already found it together
[6:18:36 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: i know what it is
[6:18:41 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHE9CZKjnCU
[6:18:41 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHE9CZKjnCU
[6:18:41 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHE9CZKjnCU
[6:18:42 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHE9CZKjnCU
[6:19:12 PM] horse: this is the most niggaist trap remix
[6:19:14 PM] horse: i can't even
[6:19:37 PM] When: OMG
[6:19:44 PM] When: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGAAAAAAAA
[6:20:03 PM] When: ITS TOOOO NIGGA FOR A VIDEO
[6:20:19 PM] When: TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NIGGGGGAAAAAAA MY NIGGGAAGAGAGAGAGA
[6:20:23 PM] horse: http://niggasbelike.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Niggas-Be-Like-Oh-Shit.-You-hear-that-beat-my-nigga-niggasbelike.jpg
[6:20:32 PM] Rumble: Gucci nigga
[6:21:04 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp4Xv8g3-4U
[6:21:14 PM] When: thats my face when im on the train listening to M.a.a.d city
[6:22:24 PM] horse: this sharkeisha remix beats all of the others
[6:22:25 PM] horse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whpDMRlKmWE
Rain, Orgies, and Bad Habits
[7:56:34 PM] pls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpbDHxCV29A
[7:59:00 PM] horse: how did that not burst into orgy
[7:59:08 PM] pls: ^
[7:59:31 PM] horse: that is a new sig right there
[7:59:44 PM] pls: has to be
[7:59:46 PM] pls: must be
[7:59:55 PM] horse: get on that shit pair
[8:00:08 PM] pls: hold
[8:00:12 PM] pls: on its raining
[8:00:25 PM] horse: i know nigga
[8:00:35 PM] horse: i need to stop doing that
[8:00:51 PM] pls: wow
Fizzy Drink
[2:19:09 PM] horse: fizzy
[2:19:10 PM] horse: drink
[2:19:21 PM | Edited 2:19:26 PM] Edgaars :ᴅ: nerdy fat khiem
[2:19:26 PM] Avi: ily my fizzydrink
[2:19:36 PM] Khiem: thataintme
[2:19:39 PM] horse: avi i will trade pictures of fizzy drinks with you
[2:19:45 PM] Avi: yES
A moment later......
[2:23:56 PM] Avi: aDAM
[2:24:01 PM] Avi: IM GETTING MY FIZZYDRINK
[2:24:05 PM] Haunter | 倒錯ゴースト: I break peoples ankles
[2:24:09 PM] Khiem: ^
[2:24:13 PM] Yara Sparkle: i plai volleyball i win
[2:24:13 PM] Lord Vordred | 奖品将 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Anklespankin
[2:25:42 PM] Lord Vordred | 奖品将 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): fred
[2:25:53 PM] horse: DO IT
[2:25:56 PM] horse: GET IT
[2:26:04 PM] Avi: OK
[2:26:06 PM] Avi: I TOOK THE SHOT
[2:26:09 PM] horse: POST IT
[2:26:21 PM] Yara Sparkle: w0t
[2:26:29 PM] Khiem: monnnsda
[2:26:31 PM] Avi: ITS UPLOADING
[2:26:35 PM] horse: GOOD
[2:26:36 PM] Avi: http://gyazo.com/b4ddf65647926b3a33708d52163e15e6
[2:26:38 PM] Yara Sparkle: o:
[2:26:45 PM] Avi: STRAIGHT FROM THE CAMERA
[2:26:52 PM] Yara Sparkle: wuts that
[2:26:57 PM] Avi: fizzy drink
[2:26:59 PM] Khiem: it is
[2:27:00 PM] horse: THAT IS A FANCY ASS FIZZY DRINK
[2:27:01 PM] Avi: C:
[2:27:02 PM] Yara Sparkle: oo:
[2:27:09 PM] Khiem: a fizzy drink
Lazors Cannot Into Math
http://9gag.com/gag/ay5MMdM?ref=fbp
[3:43:04 PM] Toshit sparkles: i don't get it
[3:43:06 PM] Toshit sparkles: halp pls
[3:43:11 PM] Chune: 8gag was better
[3:43:19 PM] Murilo / Vaio: reddit is better
[3:43:22 PM] Murilo / Vaio: 4chan is even better
[3:43:23 PM] Adma: math
[3:43:26 PM] Adma: its math lazors
[3:43:30 PM] Toshit sparkles: what?
[3:43:42 PM] Murilo / Vaio: 3.14/2
[3:43:50 PM] Toshit sparkles: ok?
[3:43:59 PM] Adma: calculus
[3:44:04 PM] Toshit sparkles: i get that it's pi split by two
[3:44:09 PM] Toshit sparkles: but what?
[3:44:45 PM] Adma: can you not see the pi symbols
[3:45:08 PM] Toshit sparkles: yes
[3:45:11 PM] Toshit sparkles: but the numbers
[3:45:15 PM] Toshit sparkles: what do they mean?
[3:45:42 PM] Adma: it says pi/2
[3:45:43 PM] Adma: ;-;
[3:45:50 PM] Murilo / Vaio: god lazors
[3:45:54 PM] Toshit sparkles: yes, i get that
[3:46:01 PM] Adma: YOU CUNT NUGGET
[3:46:30 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: seriously though
[3:46:40 PM] Adma: ok
[3:46:43 PM] Adma: ok
[3:46:45 PM] Adma: what
[3:46:49 PM] Adma: don't you understand
[3:46:57 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the joke
[3:47:06 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: "tan lines"
[3:47:14 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: the lines on her back
[3:47:29 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i see the goddamn numbers
[3:47:30 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:33 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:34 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:35 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:35 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:37 PM] Adma:
V
http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
V
V
V
[3:47:37 PM] Adma:
http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:37 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:38 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:39 PM] Adma: V
[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:39 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:47:40 PM] Adma: http://www.mathwords.com/t/tangent_line.htm
[3:48:03 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: right, ok
[3:48:07 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i've seen those before
[3:48:13 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: like diagrams and shit
[3:48:21 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: how's that related to tan lines?
[3:48:37 PM] Adma: OK
[3:48:39 PM] Adma: TAN LINES
[3:48:48 PM] Murilo / Vaio: TAN-GENT
[3:48:49 PM] Adma: AS IN TAN
[3:48:51 PM] Chune: Aether worst clan
[3:48:51 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: OHHHH
[3:48:58 PM] Adma: AND TANGET LINES
[3:48:58 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: TRANNY LINES
[3:48:59 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i get it
[3:49:01 PM] Murilo / Vaio: TAN-GENT
[3:49:01 PM] Adma: fuck you
[3:49:06 PM] Adma: fuck you lazors
[3:49:12 PM] Murilo / Vaio: oh god you're dumb
[3:49:17 PM] Adma: this is going in the best of skype
[3:49:21 PM] Murilo / Vaio: do it
[3:49:23 PM] Adma: gonna name it lazors cannot into math
[3:49:24 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: o
[3:49:30 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i'm not stupid though
[3:49:35 PM] Murilo / Vaio: u sure
[3:49:36 PM] Adma: fuck you
[3:49:49 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: i just didn't know then english expression
[3:49:50 PM] Chune: YOU SAID THE F WORD
[3:49:52 PM] Chune: I'M TELLING
[3:50:01 PM] Adma: math is a universial languge cunt
[3:50:16 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: well i never heard the word before :c
[3:50:32 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: no need to go off on a tangent
[3:50:36 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: (hehe)
[3:50:46 PM] *** Adma has left ***
While Adam is posting.........
[3:52:05 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: http://gyazo.com/a6cce187adea389ba4abe50711f943b8
[3:53:31 PM] Adma: god damn it
[3:53:52 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: more like
[3:53:55 PM] Toshit "God lazors" sparkles: god tan it
[3:54:05 PM] Adma: no more
[3:54:10 PM] Adma: ;-;
DeakManiac can make replays
New sex pose