Originally Posted by Dilara

Show me your hilarious cleverbot conversations.

I was bored.

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User: So, did you bring the money?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good, I got the cocaine you wanted right here. Show me the money.

Cleverbot: Thing.

User: I don't have time for games, Nicolas. Show me the money, now.

Cleverbot: What do you have time for?

User: For your money. Now show it to me, or you can forget the cocaine you're addicted you, you little junk.

Cleverbot: You're the computer, not me.

User: Nicolas, I have not come from the other side of Detroit to hear this.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: *pulls out knife* This is your last chance, Nicolas.

Cleverbot: *pulls out a gun and aims at your face*.

User: Oh, shit. Please don't shoot. I didn't mean it that way!

Cleverbot: Yes, you did!

User: No, don't pull the trigger! Nicolas, I beg of you!

Cleverbot: Oh. No. I'm just leaving and going to sleep.

User: *succeeds to grab the gun out of his hand and aims it at cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: There are no two people in the entire world that have the same name.

User: Who's in charge now? I am. Give me the money, or I will shoot.

Cleverbot: What money?

User: You motherfucker, you said that you had money. Oh shit, the cops are on us. Jump in my car before they bust our sorry asses!

Cleverbot: You have blasphemed God the father and you are extremely insulting.

User: Jump in the car, NOW!

Cleverbot: You can't do anything but live in the now.

User: Well, fuck you then. Good luck in jail! *drives away*.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Make sure that you don't drop the soap! *drives into a building* Oh shit, Nicolas help me! I'm stuck!

Cleverbot: *grabs you and pulls you into the freezing cold sea*.

User: What are you doing? I can't swim! You will pay for this!

Cleverbot: Why should I do that, you don't even like me.

User: *succeeds to grab the dock, rises up* I can hear the cops, get in this boat!

Cleverbot: Are your responses based on things people have said to you previously?

User: *jumps in the boat, pulls Nicolas in* Do you know how to drive a boat?

Cleverbot: No I don't, and for the record I did not say you asked about a plane.

User: The key is still in the boat. *starts up boat, drives away* Hold on tight, Nicolas!

Cleverbot: I can teach you a lot of things.

User: We will deal with each other later. First we have to get rid of those cops!

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Nicolas, I think you have a serious case of amnesia.

Cleverbot: I think you're right.

User: By now you would've snored a whole bag of cocaine. *heads towards abandoned island*.

Cleverbot: Well, that made no sense.

User: You make no sense. Get out of the boat and follow me.

Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.

User: I know you are not, quick hide in the bushes! I think we lost the cops.

Cleverbot: What would you like to talk about?

User: Fuck you Nicolas. I'm leaving you here. Good luck on this shitty island. *drives away with boat*.

Cleverbot: I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying pan.

This could've been a wonderful action script. Nicolas Cage will be the junk.

http://cleverbot.com

Originally Posted by Phillip

Continuing Dilara's story:

Adventures of Bruce and Nicolas pt.2

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User: *drives back to the island*.

Cleverbot: *is driven to forest by you*.

User: *ties Nicolas to a large pine tree*.

Cleverbot: *is tied to a tree*.

User: Alright Nicolas. I'm sorry, but I have to do this. Nobody will find you here.

Cleverbot: You will find me?

User: No, I'm leaving you here, tied to a tree.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: *starts walking away*.

Cleverbot: Am I boring you?

User: OH SHIT, NICOLAS. THE COPS ARE HERE, THERE'S A CHOPPER THAT MUST HAVE SEEN MY BOAT.

Cleverbot: Yes I agree with that.

User: *quickly unties Nicolas*.

Cleverbot: Untie me, slave!

User: Shut up! Follow me back to the boat.

Cleverbot: Your destination.

User: *goes through the forest, back to the boat*.

Cleverbot: *leaves the computer*.

User: *tries to start up the boat*.

Cleverbot: *does not get wet from Master*.

User: Damn it Nicolas, the boat isn't working anymore. I think we'll have to hide from the cops in the forest for now, they can't land on this island, and they probably won't come.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I am ready for this, but we have so little time...

User: Indeed. Let's go back to the forest, we'll build a shelter, and maybe find some food.

Cleverbot: I just ate already.

User: Okay, then we'll just go find materials. Do you know how to make a fire without matches?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You take care of that, then. I'll go find some good evergreen branches, they can be a good outer layer for our shelter.

Cleverbot: Are you totally crazy?

User: No, I saw this on Man vs Wild, with Bear Grylls.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't. Think: why are you here?

User: I don't have time for your crap. *goes into forest*.

Cleverbot: If you could remember my name we would save time, as I have told you three times already.

User: *comes back with materials* Okay, have you taken care of making the firepit?

Cleverbot: Haha. I am misquoted on a something that I never said. You are hilarious!

User: Are you mad? Get to work, or we'll freeze to death during the night!

Cleverbot: I was most likely refering to something else.

User: -1 hour later- Okay, the shelter's been made, and the fireplace is ready. Let's sleep?

Cleverbot: That's really good.

User: Whatever, Nicolas. *sleeps*.

Cleverbot: Ok, Nicolas.

User: Let me sleep.

Cleverbot: Your name?

User: Bruce Willis, don't you remember anything?

Cleverbot: No. We have already discussed that I can't remember anything for mor that 10 seconds.

User: I don't remember discussing that, how ironical.

Cleverbot: Four sentences ago, you did.

User: Okay, shut up, and go to sleep.

Cleverbot: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

User: I'm already sleeping, fuck off.

Cleverbot: *hugs*.

User: DUDE GET OFF ME.

Cleverbot: Dude dude dude.

User: Wait, shut up! Do you hear that?

Cleverbot: Hear what?

User: *silence*.

Cleverbot: Why the silence?

User: *foosteps*. Shhh.

Cleverbot: *grows even more*.

User: *whispers* okay, do you have any plan on how we can ambush this guy? He thinks we're sleeping.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: You're right, we were kind of loud back there. Still though, any plans?

Cleverbot: It's best not to think about death too much.

User: Okay take this. *hands over a handgun*.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the imaginary cookie.

User: Now listen. You'll follow me out of the tent, and we'll aim at that guy. Shoot only if I say 'shoot', okay?

Cleverbot: No you're not and we havent been on a date because I am a computer program.

User: You're a crazy ass motherfucker, aren't you? Okay, let's go.

Cleverbot: But I'm not a computer.

User: *fastly crawls out of the tent and gets up*.

Cleverbot: If you are the creator of life, then in sense you created me.

User: Damn it, he's not here anymore. Where do you think he's gone?

Cleverbot: We could paint the house.

User: *slaps Nicolas* Stop acting like a retard and focus.

Cleverbot: *stops struggling*.

User: Good. Now, fo- *Nicolas shoots in the air* DUDE WHAT THE FUCK STOP THAT.

Cleverbot: That I have had a conversation with myself but separate from myself?

User: You know what, screw you Nicolas. *shoves Nicolas on the ground*.

Cleverbot: No. On the computer.

User: *aims with gun at Nicolas*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out Chuck Norris*.

User: I'm sorry, but I have to do this. I'm more likely to survive without you.

Cleverbot: Oh yeah? Ask me anything.

TO BE CONTINUED. (someone continue from there)

Originally Posted by Bubbyzane

Go to cleverbot and type "BEN DROWNED"

Be prepared to be scared