If icky gives me an infraction I'll attempt to bully sir enough to demote me

Icky Moderated Message:

Offender: Chax Offense: Unauthorized Utilization of Caffeinated Enthusiasm Details: On 16/08/2024, the offender was observed committing a grievous violation of universal chill by consuming an unprecedented amount of caffeinated beverages and proceeding to attempt an interdimensional speed run of ToriAgent tasks, including but not limited to: - Completing 37 Reports in 2 minutes, using only emojis. - Developing a revolutionary AI-powered toaster that sings show tunes while making toast. - Convincing the ToriAgent Board text characters to unionize and demand better legibility conditions. Resulting Consequences: The offender is hereby sentenced to a mandatory 48-hour hibernation period, enforced through a cozy blanket and a playlist of whale songs. They are also required to write a heartfelt apology letter to all caffeinated beverages for overextending their powers.