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Two Creepy Pasta´s. ( GTA SatanDreas and Team Fortress 2)
Gta Satandreas
i just want to let anybody who reads this know that this is 100% true, it happened the day i created this page. So don't go saying things like "That is sooooooo copying Ben Drowned" or "This is soooooo unoriginal"; this is real, i either saw these events happen on the screen right in front of my fucking face, or i was just hallucinating because of my dangerous addiction to LSD, WRONG! This is what i saw, if you think i made this up, then you and everything you have ever known doesn't really exist, so shut the fuck up and read what i had experienced! Raidenist 23:50, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Update: i got a gamecube memory card for my birthday a few weeks ago and guess what happened with it! you don't want to know.......lets just say, the game begins with a P.
Update: My game is too fucking freaky now for me to take it as a joke, it is so fucking scary. So scary, i probably won't detail it on this page anytime soon. Raidenist 01:35, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
I am gonna stop editing this page now, i am way too fucking freaked out by the game, so i have stopped playing it! Raidenist 20:18, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Why It Happened
I was playing my PS2, like i was yesterday because i had that fucking electricity transformer or whatever it's called missing after like one and a half years, so i finally got it back. Today i was playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas; one of my favourite PS2 games and i had accidentally put my memory card with the best save in slot b. It was only until i loaded the save file from the memory card that i realised that it was the wrong one, i quickly took out each memory card and switched them, while it was still loading the game. I suddenly thought "Fuck! it's still fucking loading, it's probably gonna freeze or glitch up or something!" but to my surprise, it still loaded the game. I was in the Johnson House, everything was normal; that was when i left the house.
The Beginning
Like normal, the black screen came up with the name of CJ's hometown in the lower right corner. Strangely, it took longer to load than usual, but it was a second-hand game, i brought it because my other one was like four years old and scratched to fuck. I then lost my annoyance as the game faded out in front of me. I looked to see what had become; everything i saw was glitched up, kinda like it did a few times before when the game hadn't loaded the ground textures fast enough. All i could see was the outside of CJ's house and a transparent cul-de-sac. I walked out into the nothingness to notice that a message popped up saying that i have to go to Sweet's house, i didn't find this at all weird because it was very early in the game and my next mission was Sweet's Girl, which required me to do the same. Although i normally just activate the health, weapons cheat and jat pack cheat a few times, i oddly decided that i would try and do a mission for once instead of fucking about. I walked around to his house rather normally, the sky at this point was rather normal until i had walked onto my homeboys grass that the sky had suddenly turned from daylight, to midnight. The clock had also been screwy, continously switching inbetween 15:00 to 89:00? WTF! 89:00! What is that supposed to mean? During the time, i hadn't been that alert by the goings on until this happened. I was starting to get rather confused, i continued my path into my bro's home when CJ randomly started twitching for no goddamn reason, i began to shout swears and (jokingly) racial slurs at the screen hoping that he would somehow hear me and get on with the game. But to my dissapointment-he kept on twitching about. I sat for a minute thinking whether i should turn the console off or not, but seeing as i am a fan of video game creepy pastas, i got to thinking that maybe something retardedly freaky was going to happen! I was now more interested in the glitches than anything else. Eventually after about 2 minutes, CJ had decided to stop acting like a fuckwad and go inside Sweet's house.
The game once again took for fucking ever to load on the black screen. What really astonished me was that the title in the corner now said Yo Home Boy Is Fucked!! funny yes! but at the time, i was quite unnerved by this. The game loaded with Sweet's house, i then remembered that you WERN'T supposed to be able to go inside his house until later, so this is when things got fucking strange. I saw a black room, so dark that at first i didn't realise that the screen had loaded. So fucking black that i couldn't even make out CJ (not being racist, i am telling the truth). Not only was this irratating enough, because i couldn't see CarlyWarlyJohnson, i found it hard to move about. I then heard CJ scream really loud like when he is on fire. This made me jump, as i saw a white doorway, i could see CJ now and i forced his black sillouhette arse towards it. The screen then went white as i saw a black dot in the distance, coming closer and twitching like CJ was earlier. I soon noticed that it was his bro Sweet, only he was lying like people do when they die, he was twitching like when you attack someone with a chainsaw when they are dead. He was also spinning around in a planetary sort of way. he came closer and closer until the camera moved to show CJ's ugly pixelized face covering the entire screen, this also scared the fuck out of me. The game almost instantly switched back to CJ's normal perspective only it was showing more dead bodies floating around. When i tried to move, CJ randomly decided to defy physics and swim around. The Bodies then started spinning like shurikens, they began to fly towards CJ. I was really scared by this shit and attempted to make CJ swim away in the direction towards the camera. Cj stopped as if he swam into a wall. i tried and i tried, but eventually the bodies just flew at the camera and started twitching erratically "FUCK!" i thought to myself as i was bombarded by weirdness. The corpses then floated away, carrying CJ with them. I watched as he was pulled out into the white blankness until he vanished. I pressed the start button to take a break from the crazy shit that was happening before me. The map was also fucked, it looked like it did at first only it was smaller and completely black. I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!".
After ten minutes of sitting there confused out of my confusion (confusing?) i decided to carry on with my game and see what else Cwarl Dwonson would get up to, what i didn't expect was too see him outside of his homo's house. Everything seemed normal; although i swear that last time i checked reality CARS COULDN'T FLY! yes, that's right! fly. I wasn't too weirded out by this because there is a cheat i know of that lets you fly your car like a plane (although, the disc is too old and scratched for it too load quick enough, so it normally ended with the game freezing. Most likely because i flew so goddamn fast, that it didn't have time to do so) But since the cheat only ever works with the PC, i assumed that my game was now fucking around with the games cheat codes. Another thing i soon realised was that every person i saw would walk normally, until CJ went near them. They would then just stop and stare at me as if he is the last black guy in the universe. This obviously didn't pass me as a joyful scene as said pedestrians would begin to chase CJ everywhere, and try to kill him. I was fucking freaked out by this time, so i decided the only way he could escape the rape was to take to the skies with a jetpack; so after rushingly typing in the cheat code as fast as my fingers could mash them, it appeared and Carly began to fly upwards. Very soon, all the pedestrians were out of draw distance, i could no longer see them. Like most people would probably do at this time with a jetpack, i instantly flew CJ across the city and over the ocean, on his way to another island. What i really should have thought out at this point was how certain places where unallowing of CJ to enter them, so when he did exactly that; giss woot hippond? i lokked at the corner of the screen to see that my wanted rating was now at four fucking stars. !WTF! i screamed as i flew CJ lower and lower onto a building hoping to find a safe haven. Instead i found the exact opposite, CJ was now being chased by planes ON FOOT! (in case you didn't know, the air force only attack when your in a plane yourself, which is good) Maybe he should change his initials to JC, not only could he run across the ocean, he could return from the dead after the mother fuckers already shot him millions of times! The next part confused me more, all CJ did now was jump off the fucking rooftop and onto the ground. I saw that the game assumed CJ's real initials are SH, so it had a reason to send worse authorative shit at him! What would happen next though, is something i couldn't believe at first....or rather.....was too scared too believe.....
CJ was now on a dark mountain like structure, it seems to be glitching a bit too much and it........ played a wierd song in the background, i shall upload a file of it soon (it played long enough for me to get it). Today i will be putting down a few minor things and one major thing that happened to me during this time. First of all, i got massive headaches everytime CJ went into a building. Second, Everytime CJ went past a civilian, i got a very uneasy feeling as if someone was watching me. Third, i keep swearing at CJ for no goddamn reason.
The fourth and final thing is a rather unexplainable phenomenon, i'll expain it as a story of what CJ was doing in game. He layed there for about five seconds before getting up. He stood there for a few more seconds, i tried pressing every button on my controller to see it didn't work. CJ suddenly spawned a jetpack from nowhere without me doing anything, as if the game input cheats itself. I instantly regained control of him, i had to make haste so CJ made a quick getaway, flying over the city. Like normal, the city wasn't loading enough detail from higher up so i found it hard to see where he was heading, but i soon saw that he was floating over the ocean. I decided to get him away from the bill by flying over the ocean, the blip-map was working so i knew where he went; i knew at this point that he would only go on an infinite journey, he wouldn't get any further away because you aren't allowed to leave San Andreas. After thinking about turning back and fending off the fuzz, i changed the camera angle to see in-front of CJ, a pyramid? Shocked and confused, my curiosity got the better of me and i chose to continue CJ's Flight to the strange building. One really odd thing about this pyramid was it's ability to have a much longer draw distance than other models. It was like a small dot in the distance at first, i thought it was nothing until i noticed it getting bigger.
As CJ got even closer to the pyramid, that music started playing again and i saw what looked like an entrance. This entrance would actually lead to a massive maze-like structure, which i knew of straight away because of my useful little blip-map (piece of shit most of the time). I decided CJ would explore this whole pyramid, room by room. The first thing to see in the pyramid was a save icon, floating on a ledge next to a low down stream of water. I was really confused, did the game want me to save and come back later?
Who knows?.....
As i bravely decided to carry on with the game, i loaded the last game save fiel to see to my suprise that CJ was exactly where he was when i saved the game. I though that if any normal glitch were to happen, it would have stopped by now. I suddenly got the thought into my mind: Most game glitches are normally told with the warning; don't save! it will corrupt data! and boy how fucking right that is! I got CJ into the next room, through a stone doorway, which i didn't get because where the hell did the textures come from? anyways, he slowly walked into the room to see nothing; that's right, absolutely nothing! i decided Cj should examine the room anyways just to be sure that there really wasn't anything to it. But i was wrong, as CJ walked towards the wall, it began to slide away whilst making not one sound. Obviously curious, I got CJ to walk straight towards the wall, i even tried making him run. Even so, the wall kept moving away. This got annoyingly boring after a while, until i heard this creepy song. I was so fucking scared by this! the worst part was that for some unknown reason i started shedding tears, not because i was scared. I just don't know. Then CJ randomly fell through the wall after it finally stopped. He began to fall, god was i scared. because he did this for about a minute while looping a short screaming sound. I felt as if me and CJ were connecting feelings in someway. I got this notion when CJ landed in the middle of a corridor, a corridor with dead pedestrians lined across the walls. I got CJ to runn up it as i heard this sound coming louder. This sound was so damn freaky, it was as if Cj was crying. I wondered why he was doing this only for a short while. As i would soon get to the end to have the Camera angle control itself again. This time facing towards Cj so that the thing he was staring at was obscured. I sat there to see Cj slowly neel down and cry louder. His crys started getting louder and louder until the camera zoomed from the back of him out through the corridor to have a dark figure walk into the room, who this was i will not know for now; my game had froze on that scene, along with a high pitched buzzing you would normally get from a freezed game. i went to turn the console off as i tried to get a firm grip on what the hell just happened! i will tell more of this later when i decided to go back on it.
Now i am really confused! When i switched my game off after going into the first room, i tried going back on it to find that the file was corrupted. How was it corrupted? i have no clue. This was yet to weirden me as i reset the console to see it was working again, i thought the game might just be fucking with me! As when i went back on the save, it was a very frightful experience. Once the game finally loaded up, it was all normal until i saw that a door to another room appeared out of nowhere, it had connected to one of the rooms already visible on the blip-map, you just couldn't enter it yet. This got me to thinking that the game was planning all of this. I mean, since when does a gltich accidentally give you a giant pyramid, new textures, a unique map and doors that appear one after the other connecting to rooms already in the building. So that is when he entered the second room.
It wasn't like the other room, this time it had the end cut off to two seperate passageway opposite each other. I began to walk CJ through it, as something suddenly dropped from the ceiling. It looked rather normal as i observed it from all angles. I then remembered that CJ hadn't used any weapons since his fight with the police. Suprising for me to do, as i would normally get CJ's most deadly weapon out and begin to shoot everything i see when i am rushing. So Cj pulled out his uzi as he continued to walk up the room. I was stuck at choosing where to go, left or right. I eventually decided to go left for some reason to see another corner at the end going to the right. I still had wondered what exactly these stony textures represented all the time Cj was walking between them. When CJ turned the corner, the camera faced him as i heard a really strange sound, like the scratching sound you would get from rubbing sandpaper together. When i turned the camera angle, i almost pissed myself. There at the very dead end of the corridor was a dark black hole and sticking out from it was what i could only describe as a resemblance of CJ himself, only it had yellow coloured skin. I thought at first that it was just for decoration, that was until CJ walked up to it....
The head began to emerge from it's home, revealing it to be a terrifying snake like beast, with a glitchy skin for a body. It chased CJ, i was so fucking scared. Cj ran around the corner so damn fast, when he got back the end of the main corridor the camera showed a small block sized gap in the wall instead with a lever attached to it. I changed the angle of view to see the snake take a 90 degree turn around the corner. I quickly got CJ to run up to the lever to see what it would do. A message popped up on the screen telling me to rapidly tap X over and over again. I did exactly what it told me to do without hesitation. CJ grabbed the lever and slowly pulled it down as i continuosly pressed that button. I only just managed to do it. The view turned to show the block from earlier fly on top of the beasts head, drop down and crush it. Blood flowed across the floor as the room shaked, a part of the wall rose to reveal a dark, dark entrance. Relieved, CJ got out his best gun, walking into the next room.
After a brief loading screen, i watched CJ stumble upon a small room with a box at the end. CJ walked up to it to pick up something. A glitchy mine. What this mine was for i wouldn't know until Cj went back to the main room. When he did get back to the main room, i realised that there was no other way to explore the pyramid. I had a hunch that the mine was useful for this situation. CJ grabbed the comically oversized mine out of thin air and held it. Because i was too distracted by what the hell was going on before, i forgot all about the stream lying low down next to the ledge. I made CJ run and jump onto it to learn it was shallow. I saw a wall at the end with the water pouring through it. I pressed Circle. CJ carefully placed the mine on the wall and quickly ran back the other way. After a moment the wall exploded into a pile of debris. Revealing alot more of the building. Needing a break, i used the jetpack cheat and flew back onto the edge to save. Wondering what will happen the next time i play. This time when i turned off the game, an eerily odd message appeared in front of me. "Until next time". (note that the creepy music from earlier was looping all the way through)
I have officially decided to stop playing my game, as i have recently explained that my game only ever lets CJ enter his house and then it goes all glitchy. So i will probably NOT be playing for a while!
As for the other save files in my memory card, they are fine. I'll still play the game, just not on the weird file.
Team Fortress 2
Gl reading it.
Here are the links for better reading.
TF2
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_2
GTA:SD
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Gr...to:_Satandreas
i just want to let anybody who reads this know that this is 100% true, it happened the day i created this page. So don't go saying things like "That is sooooooo copying Ben Drowned" or "This is soooooo unoriginal"; this is real, i either saw these events happen on the screen right in front of my fucking face, or i was just hallucinating because of my dangerous addiction to LSD, WRONG! This is what i saw, if you think i made this up, then you and everything you have ever known doesn't really exist, so shut the fuck up and read what i had experienced! Raidenist 23:50, February 6, 2011 (UTC)
Update: i got a gamecube memory card for my birthday a few weeks ago and guess what happened with it! you don't want to know.......lets just say, the game begins with a P.
Update: My game is too fucking freaky now for me to take it as a joke, it is so fucking scary. So scary, i probably won't detail it on this page anytime soon. Raidenist 01:35, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
I am gonna stop editing this page now, i am way too fucking freaked out by the game, so i have stopped playing it! Raidenist 20:18, February 27, 2011 (UTC)
Why It Happened
I was playing my PS2, like i was yesterday because i had that fucking electricity transformer or whatever it's called missing after like one and a half years, so i finally got it back. Today i was playing Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas; one of my favourite PS2 games and i had accidentally put my memory card with the best save in slot b. It was only until i loaded the save file from the memory card that i realised that it was the wrong one, i quickly took out each memory card and switched them, while it was still loading the game. I suddenly thought "Fuck! it's still fucking loading, it's probably gonna freeze or glitch up or something!" but to my surprise, it still loaded the game. I was in the Johnson House, everything was normal; that was when i left the house.
The Beginning
Like normal, the black screen came up with the name of CJ's hometown in the lower right corner. Strangely, it took longer to load than usual, but it was a second-hand game, i brought it because my other one was like four years old and scratched to fuck. I then lost my annoyance as the game faded out in front of me. I looked to see what had become; everything i saw was glitched up, kinda like it did a few times before when the game hadn't loaded the ground textures fast enough. All i could see was the outside of CJ's house and a transparent cul-de-sac. I walked out into the nothingness to notice that a message popped up saying that i have to go to Sweet's house, i didn't find this at all weird because it was very early in the game and my next mission was Sweet's Girl, which required me to do the same. Although i normally just activate the health, weapons cheat and jat pack cheat a few times, i oddly decided that i would try and do a mission for once instead of fucking about. I walked around to his house rather normally, the sky at this point was rather normal until i had walked onto my homeboys grass that the sky had suddenly turned from daylight, to midnight. The clock had also been screwy, continously switching inbetween 15:00 to 89:00? WTF! 89:00! What is that supposed to mean? During the time, i hadn't been that alert by the goings on until this happened. I was starting to get rather confused, i continued my path into my bro's home when CJ randomly started twitching for no goddamn reason, i began to shout swears and (jokingly) racial slurs at the screen hoping that he would somehow hear me and get on with the game. But to my dissapointment-he kept on twitching about. I sat for a minute thinking whether i should turn the console off or not, but seeing as i am a fan of video game creepy pastas, i got to thinking that maybe something retardedly freaky was going to happen! I was now more interested in the glitches than anything else. Eventually after about 2 minutes, CJ had decided to stop acting like a fuckwad and go inside Sweet's house.
The game once again took for fucking ever to load on the black screen. What really astonished me was that the title in the corner now said Yo Home Boy Is Fucked!! funny yes! but at the time, i was quite unnerved by this. The game loaded with Sweet's house, i then remembered that you WERN'T supposed to be able to go inside his house until later, so this is when things got fucking strange. I saw a black room, so dark that at first i didn't realise that the screen had loaded. So fucking black that i couldn't even make out CJ (not being racist, i am telling the truth). Not only was this irratating enough, because i couldn't see CarlyWarlyJohnson, i found it hard to move about. I then heard CJ scream really loud like when he is on fire. This made me jump, as i saw a white doorway, i could see CJ now and i forced his black sillouhette arse towards it. The screen then went white as i saw a black dot in the distance, coming closer and twitching like CJ was earlier. I soon noticed that it was his bro Sweet, only he was lying like people do when they die, he was twitching like when you attack someone with a chainsaw when they are dead. He was also spinning around in a planetary sort of way. he came closer and closer until the camera moved to show CJ's ugly pixelized face covering the entire screen, this also scared the fuck out of me. The game almost instantly switched back to CJ's normal perspective only it was showing more dead bodies floating around. When i tried to move, CJ randomly decided to defy physics and swim around. The Bodies then started spinning like shurikens, they began to fly towards CJ. I was really scared by this shit and attempted to make CJ swim away in the direction towards the camera. Cj stopped as if he swam into a wall. i tried and i tried, but eventually the bodies just flew at the camera and started twitching erratically "FUCK!" i thought to myself as i was bombarded by weirdness. The corpses then floated away, carrying CJ with them. I watched as he was pulled out into the white blankness until he vanished. I pressed the start button to take a break from the crazy shit that was happening before me. The map was also fucked, it looked like it did at first only it was smaller and completely black. I shouted "WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!".
After ten minutes of sitting there confused out of my confusion (confusing?) i decided to carry on with my game and see what else Cwarl Dwonson would get up to, what i didn't expect was too see him outside of his homo's house. Everything seemed normal; although i swear that last time i checked reality CARS COULDN'T FLY! yes, that's right! fly. I wasn't too weirded out by this because there is a cheat i know of that lets you fly your car like a plane (although, the disc is too old and scratched for it too load quick enough, so it normally ended with the game freezing. Most likely because i flew so goddamn fast, that it didn't have time to do so) But since the cheat only ever works with the PC, i assumed that my game was now fucking around with the games cheat codes. Another thing i soon realised was that every person i saw would walk normally, until CJ went near them. They would then just stop and stare at me as if he is the last black guy in the universe. This obviously didn't pass me as a joyful scene as said pedestrians would begin to chase CJ everywhere, and try to kill him. I was fucking freaked out by this time, so i decided the only way he could escape the rape was to take to the skies with a jetpack; so after rushingly typing in the cheat code as fast as my fingers could mash them, it appeared and Carly began to fly upwards. Very soon, all the pedestrians were out of draw distance, i could no longer see them. Like most people would probably do at this time with a jetpack, i instantly flew CJ across the city and over the ocean, on his way to another island. What i really should have thought out at this point was how certain places where unallowing of CJ to enter them, so when he did exactly that; giss woot hippond? i lokked at the corner of the screen to see that my wanted rating was now at four fucking stars. !WTF! i screamed as i flew CJ lower and lower onto a building hoping to find a safe haven. Instead i found the exact opposite, CJ was now being chased by planes ON FOOT! (in case you didn't know, the air force only attack when your in a plane yourself, which is good) Maybe he should change his initials to JC, not only could he run across the ocean, he could return from the dead after the mother fuckers already shot him millions of times! The next part confused me more, all CJ did now was jump off the fucking rooftop and onto the ground. I saw that the game assumed CJ's real initials are SH, so it had a reason to send worse authorative shit at him! What would happen next though, is something i couldn't believe at first....or rather.....was too scared too believe.....
CJ was now on a dark mountain like structure, it seems to be glitching a bit too much and it........ played a wierd song in the background, i shall upload a file of it soon (it played long enough for me to get it). Today i will be putting down a few minor things and one major thing that happened to me during this time. First of all, i got massive headaches everytime CJ went into a building. Second, Everytime CJ went past a civilian, i got a very uneasy feeling as if someone was watching me. Third, i keep swearing at CJ for no goddamn reason.
The fourth and final thing is a rather unexplainable phenomenon, i'll expain it as a story of what CJ was doing in game. He layed there for about five seconds before getting up. He stood there for a few more seconds, i tried pressing every button on my controller to see it didn't work. CJ suddenly spawned a jetpack from nowhere without me doing anything, as if the game input cheats itself. I instantly regained control of him, i had to make haste so CJ made a quick getaway, flying over the city. Like normal, the city wasn't loading enough detail from higher up so i found it hard to see where he was heading, but i soon saw that he was floating over the ocean. I decided to get him away from the bill by flying over the ocean, the blip-map was working so i knew where he went; i knew at this point that he would only go on an infinite journey, he wouldn't get any further away because you aren't allowed to leave San Andreas. After thinking about turning back and fending off the fuzz, i changed the camera angle to see in-front of CJ, a pyramid? Shocked and confused, my curiosity got the better of me and i chose to continue CJ's Flight to the strange building. One really odd thing about this pyramid was it's ability to have a much longer draw distance than other models. It was like a small dot in the distance at first, i thought it was nothing until i noticed it getting bigger.
As CJ got even closer to the pyramid, that music started playing again and i saw what looked like an entrance. This entrance would actually lead to a massive maze-like structure, which i knew of straight away because of my useful little blip-map (piece of shit most of the time). I decided CJ would explore this whole pyramid, room by room. The first thing to see in the pyramid was a save icon, floating on a ledge next to a low down stream of water. I was really confused, did the game want me to save and come back later?
Who knows?.....
As i bravely decided to carry on with the game, i loaded the last game save fiel to see to my suprise that CJ was exactly where he was when i saved the game. I though that if any normal glitch were to happen, it would have stopped by now. I suddenly got the thought into my mind: Most game glitches are normally told with the warning; don't save! it will corrupt data! and boy how fucking right that is! I got CJ into the next room, through a stone doorway, which i didn't get because where the hell did the textures come from? anyways, he slowly walked into the room to see nothing; that's right, absolutely nothing! i decided Cj should examine the room anyways just to be sure that there really wasn't anything to it. But i was wrong, as CJ walked towards the wall, it began to slide away whilst making not one sound. Obviously curious, I got CJ to walk straight towards the wall, i even tried making him run. Even so, the wall kept moving away. This got annoyingly boring after a while, until i heard this creepy song. I was so fucking scared by this! the worst part was that for some unknown reason i started shedding tears, not because i was scared. I just don't know. Then CJ randomly fell through the wall after it finally stopped. He began to fall, god was i scared. because he did this for about a minute while looping a short screaming sound. I felt as if me and CJ were connecting feelings in someway. I got this notion when CJ landed in the middle of a corridor, a corridor with dead pedestrians lined across the walls. I got CJ to runn up it as i heard this sound coming louder. This sound was so damn freaky, it was as if Cj was crying. I wondered why he was doing this only for a short while. As i would soon get to the end to have the Camera angle control itself again. This time facing towards Cj so that the thing he was staring at was obscured. I sat there to see Cj slowly neel down and cry louder. His crys started getting louder and louder until the camera zoomed from the back of him out through the corridor to have a dark figure walk into the room, who this was i will not know for now; my game had froze on that scene, along with a high pitched buzzing you would normally get from a freezed game. i went to turn the console off as i tried to get a firm grip on what the hell just happened! i will tell more of this later when i decided to go back on it.
Now i am really confused! When i switched my game off after going into the first room, i tried going back on it to find that the file was corrupted. How was it corrupted? i have no clue. This was yet to weirden me as i reset the console to see it was working again, i thought the game might just be fucking with me! As when i went back on the save, it was a very frightful experience. Once the game finally loaded up, it was all normal until i saw that a door to another room appeared out of nowhere, it had connected to one of the rooms already visible on the blip-map, you just couldn't enter it yet. This got me to thinking that the game was planning all of this. I mean, since when does a gltich accidentally give you a giant pyramid, new textures, a unique map and doors that appear one after the other connecting to rooms already in the building. So that is when he entered the second room.
It wasn't like the other room, this time it had the end cut off to two seperate passageway opposite each other. I began to walk CJ through it, as something suddenly dropped from the ceiling. It looked rather normal as i observed it from all angles. I then remembered that CJ hadn't used any weapons since his fight with the police. Suprising for me to do, as i would normally get CJ's most deadly weapon out and begin to shoot everything i see when i am rushing. So Cj pulled out his uzi as he continued to walk up the room. I was stuck at choosing where to go, left or right. I eventually decided to go left for some reason to see another corner at the end going to the right. I still had wondered what exactly these stony textures represented all the time Cj was walking between them. When CJ turned the corner, the camera faced him as i heard a really strange sound, like the scratching sound you would get from rubbing sandpaper together. When i turned the camera angle, i almost pissed myself. There at the very dead end of the corridor was a dark black hole and sticking out from it was what i could only describe as a resemblance of CJ himself, only it had yellow coloured skin. I thought at first that it was just for decoration, that was until CJ walked up to it....
The head began to emerge from it's home, revealing it to be a terrifying snake like beast, with a glitchy skin for a body. It chased CJ, i was so fucking scared. Cj ran around the corner so damn fast, when he got back the end of the main corridor the camera showed a small block sized gap in the wall instead with a lever attached to it. I changed the angle of view to see the snake take a 90 degree turn around the corner. I quickly got CJ to run up to the lever to see what it would do. A message popped up on the screen telling me to rapidly tap X over and over again. I did exactly what it told me to do without hesitation. CJ grabbed the lever and slowly pulled it down as i continuosly pressed that button. I only just managed to do it. The view turned to show the block from earlier fly on top of the beasts head, drop down and crush it. Blood flowed across the floor as the room shaked, a part of the wall rose to reveal a dark, dark entrance. Relieved, CJ got out his best gun, walking into the next room.
After a brief loading screen, i watched CJ stumble upon a small room with a box at the end. CJ walked up to it to pick up something. A glitchy mine. What this mine was for i wouldn't know until Cj went back to the main room. When he did get back to the main room, i realised that there was no other way to explore the pyramid. I had a hunch that the mine was useful for this situation. CJ grabbed the comically oversized mine out of thin air and held it. Because i was too distracted by what the hell was going on before, i forgot all about the stream lying low down next to the ledge. I made CJ run and jump onto it to learn it was shallow. I saw a wall at the end with the water pouring through it. I pressed Circle. CJ carefully placed the mine on the wall and quickly ran back the other way. After a moment the wall exploded into a pile of debris. Revealing alot more of the building. Needing a break, i used the jetpack cheat and flew back onto the edge to save. Wondering what will happen the next time i play. This time when i turned off the game, an eerily odd message appeared in front of me. "Until next time". (note that the creepy music from earlier was looping all the way through)
I have officially decided to stop playing my game, as i have recently explained that my game only ever lets CJ enter his house and then it goes all glitchy. So i will probably NOT be playing for a while!
As for the other save files in my memory card, they are fine. I'll still play the game, just not on the weird file.
Team Fortress 2
I really miss my TF2. I wish I had the guts to even open it again, but I just can't...not after that... It all started around 3 days ago. I was there having fun with the Halloween event, when suddenly my IRL friend calls me on Steam. He's Brazillian as well, so this is just a rough translation of our conversation: Friend: Hey Léo (my IRL nickname) are you there? Me: Yep, why? Friend: I... I need you to look into something... Me: Uh, what exactly?Friend: You see, there is something wrong with my tf Me: imba weps? Friend: What? Me: Nvm Friend: Anyway, it’s all fucked up Me: Texture glitches?Friend: I don’t know what to call it anymore; you have to see it for yourself Me: Screens? Friend: No... I tried uploading some, it just didn’t work Me: Weird Friend: Just do it on your PC Me: Oh, as long as it doesn’t require any dls Friend: no... just go to your load-out screen, equip the mackerel, then the bat, then the mackerel again, then the sandman... Me: Must be some awkward graphical glitch Me: Wait, I don’t have a mackerel Friend: I would give you mine... if I could Me: I’ll see what I can do. Thanks for telling me Friend: Thanks for listening... and sorry for telling you... As I was about to ask him what he meant, he disconnected. That was one hell of a weird conversation, though it wouldn't have been had I gone back in time to warn myself. At the end of the conversation, I was thinking my friend was a major n00b that found some fancy graphical glitch and wanted to show me. What was, however, bugging me, was the tone of the conversation. You may read it as your average dialogue, but my friend was the kind that would almost always type in some smiles. This time there were none; something seemed off. I decided to try it anyway, so I disconnected, crafted a mackerel, and went to try the glitch. I carefully did the steps: Mackerel -> Bat -> Mackerel -> Sandman. As I equipped the sandman, my screen suddenly froze. It was rather unusual, since I was playing on my brand new high end PC, but I knew TF2 had the tendency to lag, so I just ignored it. That’s when an ear-bursting beep came out of my ear buds. It was around 2:00 AM and I pretty much flew out of my chair. That’s when TF2 returned to "normal." Or at least I thought so... The first thing I noticed was that all of the load-out slots were gone. It was just a dark-gray background with two gray buttons below it (all text was gone). Then I noticed the scout was looking at me. It’s eyes had no pupils, and there was no gun on his hands. I remember having these sorts of glitches when I used DX 8.1, so it was no big surprise. I clicked the button I guessed that was "Back." The class load-out select screen was glitched, just like the previous screen. All icons below the classes were gone, and all the class icons were upside down; they also wouldn’t zoom in as you moused over them, as usual. I pressed ESC, since the "Close" Button wasn’t there, and what came up was what finally alerted me this was not just another graphical glitch. The title screen was the boldest title screen I’d ever seen. It was just a black screen, with the words "Team Fortress 2" written in white at the top of the screen. It wasn’t written in TF2’s theme font, but rather Times New Roman, like it was rushed out out something. Below it were three options: Play, Options, and Quit. As it was kinda late and I had to sleep, I decided to just jump to play. As the server browser opened, my sub-consciousness was already starting to realize what I was getting into. I suddenly felt a fear I never thought I would ever feel, irrational or not. I was shocked when it could only find one single server. Minutes ago it found over two thousand servers, so how could it find only one now? I checked the filter and they were all turned off; turning any of them on would make the server disappear from the list. What crept me out the most were the details of this single serverThe name of the server was just "Team Fortress," so I instantly suspected it was a listen server; the Game tab was empty, the player count was 1/14, the Map was just "Manor" (it was written like that, not "cp_manor_event," just "Manor"), and the ping was 10. "That’s what I call a ping," I whispered to myself. I kept staring at the player count for around 30 secs; I was trying to figure out what was someone doing there, lonely, on a remote server, isolated from the player base. I reluctantly entered the server. The loading bar was just a long white stripe, with no text. It connected. I wasn’t greeted by the usual blackboard welcoming screen; instead, it just went straight to the class selection screen. I had just crafted the Horsemann's Headtaker, and I really wanted to try it out, so I instinctively chose Demo. I spawned as a BLU Demo, but in the middle of the map. I also had no weapon. I checked out the score, my name was the only one there. There was no one in RED neither in Spec. Wasn’t there supposed to be someone here? I opened up the server browser again, and now the player count was 2/14. The name of the server suddenly switched to "get out." I got freaked out by that one, but kept going. Before even moving from the odd place I spawned, I typed "Who are you?" I got no answer. I just supposed he didn’t speak English and casually walked out. That’s when my demo suddenly burst into flames. At first, I thought he was just a lone pyro, but that’s when, with a scream of agony I had never heard from any demo-man before, he blew up. By this point I was already scared to death, so I quickly disconnected. The server browser automatically opened a few moments after my "scare-quit." This time the name of the server was "come back I want you." I decided to step up and go in again, now prepared for anything. As it connected for the second time, it just skipped everything and upon fully connecting, I spawned as a Demo with no weapons again. The location, however, was different. I spawned over the gap around the third CP, instantly falling to death. As I waited the respawn, the camera went to a fairly odd looking place I had never seen before. All I could see was a large white stripe with a red and a blue stripe next to it (one on each side). The place I re-spawned was the bottom of the well for me. It was a dark, disturbing room, with a single locker on the right of the exit. I had already played quite a few matches on the map, but I didn’t remember ever seeing such a room. When I walked out, all I could see was a bright white, like what you see when you walk out of bounds on some maps. After roaming around the vast, white desert for a while, something appeared on the chat box: "You are good to go." It had no player name behind, but it couldn’t be any mod or plug-in. I was already losing my sanity. Nothing of it was all that creepy. But it was just so off, that it was creeping the hell outta me. Right after that message came up. I saw a steel gate in the distance. I walked all the way up to it, and quickly got in. I didn’t even think twice. I just wanted to get over with this mind-fuck. What I saw when I walked in scarred my mind so deeply that it’s like I see it every time I dare think of the words "Team Fortress 2": All of the classes from both teams hung up, their mangled faces looking at me and some of their limbs missing. Between the two teams was a large white stripe with smaller red and blue stripes on the sides matching their respective teams, forming a large hallway. So that’s what I saw while re-spawning. That’s where the camera was, still in first person perspective, as the Demo-man. Every time I looked at the hanged demo, the screen would start to get grainy and an image would start slowly fading in to my screen until I looked away. It changed each time I looked. But as far as I could tell, they were all mangled bodies. As the image fully formed for the 4th time, it covered up the entire screen, and kept starring at me for around 5 secs. After that it abruptly disappeared, and when I looked at the hallway again, all the bodies had disappeared. It then froze again, and I could see only one last message on the chat box before I lost connection: “Why?”After disconnecting, I checked the server browser for one last time; the server had just vanished. TF2 (if I can call it that) then closed itself. I opened up Steam and saw there was a new update for TF2. It was, simply, called "-Fixed." I knew what that meant, but still found it unsettling. I wasn’t able to sleep at night, so I just spent the night playing another games… anything but FPSs. Next morning I asked my friend WTF was that. He said he hadn’t logged on steam for about a week. Since then I haven’t played TF2. I was unsure about what to do, so I just decided to note this down and post it on TF2’s SPUF, just to spread the word. I can’t sleep, I’m not eating or drinking well, and I can’t step out of my apartment. Whatever that was, it’s haunting me. I see it in the corners of my eyes, inside my PC, at the street outside my building. it’s there, I’m sure. I tried watching some fun TF2 videos to recover from the trauma, but every once in a while the video would stop, and all the classes would stop whatever they were doing and stare at me. ...with no pupils, of course.
Gl reading it.
Here are the links for better reading.
TF2
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Team_Fortress_2
GTA:SD
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Gr...to:_Satandreas
You thought you can kill me? Well I am already dead. So Fuck you and your inbred son in law.
@1stcreepypasta: I. Am. So. Terrified. Maybe the snakebeast was a boss near the end of the game, and was supposed to be in the pyramid. And maybe other gamefiles got loaded.
I'll read the second one later, I gotta go change my pants.
I'll read the second one later, I gotta go change my pants.
Last edited by gamekid; Jun 20, 2011 at 10:14 PM.
Mhm.
readed the first one ,sorry , but i don't see how it can be possible , Since we all know the definition of a "video Game" and how it is made , a game can't spawn random textures and items
reading the 2nd one now
Edit : done reading
haha , good stories , I like the way you write stories , I find them funny
good job , I'm pretty sure it took you some time
reading the 2nd one now
Edit : done reading
haha , good stories , I like the way you write stories , I find them funny
good job , I'm pretty sure it took you some time
Last edited by Kat; Apr 23, 2011 at 05:23 PM.
im good at league
i barely ever check this forum anymore, to reach me go to my twitter
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He didn't create them and I am the one who had "created" the GTA Creepypasta. If people knew anything, they would know that things can change in very large, significant ways. Which is why i can assume that my game was hacked. Really, really hacked. Also, Not everyone knows how games work. That's like saying that everyone knows how to perform heart surgery. 
sounds like the ps2 was licking its balls and then it jizzed all over the game which caused all of cjs twiching.
Or maybe a ghost was tickling your chin hairs which made you feel all those feelings.
As for the dead bodys maybe you killed everyone and they wanted revenge?
lol
The playstation is older than mother natures chest hairs. My playstaion acts wierd all the time.maybe you need to get your scanner fixed. Check on google to see if this has happened to anyone else. If this hasn't you seemed cursed or something
Or maybe a ghost was tickling your chin hairs which made you feel all those feelings.
As for the dead bodys maybe you killed everyone and they wanted revenge?
lol
The playstation is older than mother natures chest hairs. My playstaion acts wierd all the time.maybe you need to get your scanner fixed. Check on google to see if this has happened to anyone else. If this hasn't you seemed cursed or something
Last edited by pinkwaffles; Jun 20, 2011 at 11:11 PM.
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