I've got it. Right now.

o/

Stay in bed for a week and if you haven't died you have good luck

Murphy's Law eh?

That works.

-->| CMon (CMon@1337-AF8877CB.bb.online.no) has joined #toribash
<CMon> I GOT SWINE FLU
<CMon> LOLOLOLOL
<Slycooper> Φ_Φ
<Kai> O_O
<Kai> What happen?
<avwave> sup cmon
<Kai> Wait
<CMon> Kai: I went to england
<Kai> Stupid question
<avwave> could you sneeze on me a bit?
<Slycooper> xD
<Kai> ooh
<Kai> I didn't know England was Effected
<CMon> avwave: E-sneezes don't work that well I've heard
<Kai> Send it by FedEx
<Slycooper> Goodjob Cmon √
<Kai> >_>
<avwave> man, i was so not loking forward to going to work tomorrow
<CMon> Kai: England is pretty much "supressed"

Are you fucking srs?

N1H1??

AHSHAMAFAGAWD!

We need only four people to stop the swine flu.

1. Bill
2. Louis
3. Francis
4. Zoey

And then we're safe.

Also, It's not funny.

You know, swine-flu isn't "the most horrific flu ever". The swineflu has a lower death-rate than the normal flu anyway. So I'm not scared of it. Yes, indeed some combinations with the swine flu will make you die, but it's the same thing with the normal flu. And yes, I am fully aware that the swine-flu can get stronger later, etc.

Etc. But what if zombie?

Then we need L4D!

And yeah.

It was about swine flu, read the back of the case.

Ye, I took it away from my post, wasn't that sure anyway.
Edit: Still, no reason to be afraid, because there's no way it can make zombies.

If it has potential to get more dangerous later, then it's all about catching it now, while it's still relatively harmless. :I

Pretty sure I have it right now too.

I feel fucking horrible.