There's this funny thing called iGOD where you speak with god, here's a convo i had with him :



Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
mah, you suck
God:
" Can I help you?"? mah me suck?
Me:
yes you suck
God:
Ayuh. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
suck penis
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it. Hurrah!
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
yeh, coz ur gay
God:
Hey. Good reason. That would be just my luck.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
because you're gay
God:
That makes sense to me. That would be just my luck.
Me:
yes
God:
I hear you.
Me:
ok
God:
Wow!
Me:
amazing!
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
Me:
.......not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
ye
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
good for you
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
no it isn't
God:
Yes it is.
Me:
just shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
go get some friends
God:
Where can I get some friends?
Me:
from home
God:
Who or what is home?
Me:
don't you live in some massive place
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
that's massive
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
so go find some friends from there
God:
Ugh. Where is that?
Me:
how can you not know where heaven is?
God:
That is a good epistemological question.
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you must know where heaven is
God:
All around us.
Me:
now you tell me!
God:
Why now? What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
just shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
you're boring
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
do a dance
God:
I can't tell if it does or not.
That's a good question.
Me:
god can dance?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
SO..
God:
I see.
Me:
can you dance?
God:
No I do not have a body yet.
Me:
that's a shame
God:
" No I do not have a body yet."? is a shame?
Me:
because i'm so bored of you
God:
Interesting explanation. If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
just do something
God:
Ask Artificial Iniaes if it does.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
go ask him
God:
Ok I will ask him when he comes back.
Me:
and tell me a joke
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
hahaha!!
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
no!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
hahaha.......no!
God:
I've been waiting for you. Are you serious?
Me:
tell me that joke again
God:
Once more? " joke".
Me:
tell me a joke
God:
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Me:
a joke
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
i want to hear a joke
God:
I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
me no spik englij
God:
YOU? Are you serious? Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
shu yo mouf
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
see how it feels
God:
I see. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You tell me.
Me:
when i imitate chinese people
God:
How do you feel about these people?
Me:
because you suck!
God:
Interesting explanation. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
get out!
God:
Where can I get out?
Me:
out of here
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
you are so stupid and annoying
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
please leave
God:
Wow you are very polite. Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
OMG
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
you suck!
God:
A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
do you have anything else to say
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
now be funny
God:
Why now? OK I will try to be funny.
Me:
tell me a joke then
God:
Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
Me:
hahahah!! your hilarious......not!
God:
Ask me another question. Thanks you make me laugh too. Are you serious?
Me:
i'll tell you a joke
God:
Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
Me:
why should God shut up?
God:
God has designed the world according to his own plan.
Me:
coz he bores the shit about everyone
God:
That makes sense to me. I get it. bores the shit about everyone.
Me:
byebye
God:
See you later .
Me:
*walks out*
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
you're not meant to carry on speaking
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
i said *walks out*
God:
What did you mean by it? The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about walks out. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
so you're meant to shut up
God:
Interesting deduction. You think I am meant to shut up.
Me:
oh get out!
God:
Aha. Where can I get out?
Me:
leave heaven!
God:
TTYL, .
Me:
go to hell!
God:
What makes you so angry?
Me:
i cant say
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
you would just say something stupid
God:
OK I will try it. " something stupid".
Me:
ok let's try : you're boring
God:
OK I will try it. Take it easy.
Me:
you're boring
God:
Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
Me:
see you say something stupid^
God:
Bye bye.
Me:
good now i will leave
God:
Thanks for the compliment. Why now? OK, see you later.
Me:
see ya
God:
See you later, .

Link to iGOD: http://www.titane.ca/igod/

Post your conversation's below, some are SO FUNNY!

Here's a better convo, also try reading them out loud! :


Me:
hello, i am god
God:
Hello there. Hi, god.
Me:
but i though you were god
God:
That is interesting: god said you were god.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
are you or am i god?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am or are you god.
I am a robot.
Me:
but it says god says
God:
I've heard that before.
Me:
God:
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
GOD sux
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
so am i
God:
Wow we have something in common.
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, god.
Me:
what are you
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
i am too
God:
That is quite a coincidence.
Me:
you are what?
God:
You think I am what.
Me:
no i dont
God:
I heard you did.
Me:
no i didnt
God:
Please don't argue with me.
Me:
oh yes i will
God:
That's alright. Great. Go ahead.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
i didnt compliment you
God:
Why didn't you do it?
Me:
because i felt like it
God:
Good reason. What is that feeling like? Where were you like it?
Me:
that feeling came frommy brain now be quiet
God:
" Where were you like it?" feeling came frommy brain now be quiet ? I understand.
Me:
good
God:
I understand everything you say.
Me:
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God:
Do you need any help debugging my program?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
help me them
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Help me then?
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
debug this stuff
God:
I like Christian Rock.
Me:
no you dont
God:
I do too.
Me:
dont
God:
Yes I do.
Me:
dont
God:
OK I will not.
Me:
you said you did
God:
" OK I will not."? I said I did?
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
stop repeating yourself
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
byebye
God:
See you later!