Am I the only one out there?

Of course you're not.
Also, I'm in South Australia.

Was a kinda dumb statement, since I know about three people who play irl. :P

Sydney

The capital city.
That's Canberra, A.C.T., not Sydney, for all you non-Australians.

Newcastle

Melbourne.

Brisbane.

Made of win.
Somewhere in the middle of Vic myself.

I knew that.

Also Phail, Warcry, m0o, all Australian I think.