Am I the only person who, simply out of habit, will look at a screenshot of Toribash, then try to right click and rotate it? I feel like a moron every time I do it.

yes

Just take the screenshot and rotate it in mspaint ;P

I try to do the same thing occasionally with 3D sidescroller games, if that makes you feel better.

I always have a laugh at myself, though.

Yes you are

Lol. I play a ton of different games where some the mouse changes the camera at all time, other games you have to right click and drag, over games it's middle-click, and some games have you hold both mouse buttons and drag. I am always mixing them up because I forget which games do which.

I think I've done it once.
but whenever I chat, I always press t first so it looks like
tWhat's up?

I do that sometimes.

At least I don't spell What Wat.
tWats up?

i also try to rotate screenshots and even youtube videos