Farewell letter ~Now available
over the counter, the phone, or the Internet—
even on the corner—
with or without a subscription.Before reading note that the words that come after this may cause Side effects ,but are not limited to
malapropisms,
Freudian slips,
tears of sadness,
things said that can never be taken back,
false hopes,
and, in general, the exact opposite of what's intended.