Toribash
Originally Posted by BlackBear View Post
Edit:
Note from Dafe:
Records must also be objective. Don't bother trying to establish a record for "coolest ___" or "most awesome ___". They won't fly. Ever. If it can't be quantified, there's no point in posting it here.

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"Call yourself alive? I promise you you'll be deafened by dust falling on the furniture,
you'll feel your eyebrows turning to two gashes, and your shoulder blades will ache for want of wings."