Am I magical?
Age in dog years(1 dog year is equivalent to 7 human years):98
Are you a wizard: I've been told.
Size of your wand: 10
Element of choice: Air
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use my air powers to blow them off a cliff sending them down to their death.
Describe your magical abilities: Aikido, Greykido, Aikidobigdojo, Taekkyon
Hair color:Brown
Pubic hair color:Black
Describe your non-magical abilities: Teleportation, Flying
Preferred choice of wand lubricant:Lotion
Previous magical guilds:None
Previous non-magical guilds: Card.
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc):Glass
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Lord of the rings
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Homeschooled
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home: Give him a sock, while he is thanking me I'll push him off a cliff
What is your experience on the battlefield: Great I guess
If you were going to bribe someone to get in this clan who would it be: Everyone in the clan.
Your staff must be at least 7 feet to join, do you meet this requirement:7.1112
Are you skilled in potion making:Once I made a love potion for my crush, ended up being poison and she died a painful death.
Are you a pokemon and if you are what kind of pokemon are you:No, sadly
Are you shiny(ignore this if you are not a pokemon):
How often do you polish your staff:Once a day
Did you study in the art of Orkology: Not yet but I hope too one day.
Favorite wizard:Gandalf the white
Rewrite Abraham Lincoln's famous speech as a magical incantation to make bread:Which famous speech are we talking about?
Where does the magic happen: In my pants
Is it the size of the moat or the motion of the potion: Neither
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like: I don't get the question. ._.
