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Lynchburg is a city in Virginia, and is also a city in Tennessee. If we look at the syllable and word composition of these two American states, we can first conclude that, yes, they are both in America. At first glance we also notice these two states are in similar locations: Northern North Mexico.

Mexico was officially founded on October 4th, 1824. This can translate into 8-4-1824. Being the high quality number theorist I am, the connection made here is almost too apparent to ignore. Don't see it?

1824 can be turned into, 1 • 8 / 2 = 4. Check the math. It's valid. It doesn't stop there. Mexico's capital is, you guessed it: Mexico City. Isn't that a bit strange, that Mexico's capital happens to ALSO be named Mexico? Almost like it was planned by the government.

Let's shift gears a tad.

There are two types of Mexicans. Native type, and Snow type. What native entails is pretty obvious: they're indigenous to Native America. Snow type is less clear. North of The United States is a country called Canada. This is home to the Snow Mexicans.

Despite being seemingly docile, these can also be hostile creatures when included in certain activities, such as Ice Golf. When a certain event of Ice Golf upsets a Snow Mexican, it is imperative that you stay as far away from it as possible. Victims of an outraged Snow Mexican report heavy bruising, specifically in the hip region. If you aim to avoid a Snow Mexican all-together, simply avoid instalments of a Tim Hortins.

All of this comes together in a circle. Mexico City. America. Ice Golf. All of these have three letters in common. I, C, and E.

Ice.

So to answer your question, Lazors.


im havin a p ice day. how bout yourself
Last edited by Tsuion; Jun 29, 2017 at 09:30 PM.
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I was writing to my loved ones about my condition last night. Just letting them know I'm alive is a relief that I choose to abstain from to save the effort to my productivity. My work duties before i was depositioned was to clean the muzzles of the protective measures our government funded in the best interest of the people, along with the biopsychological life-enhancement research chambers. I had coffee with a coworker in the pleasant darkness where vision is romantically impaired so that i could more easily convey meaning to her. Fortunately, our work station is equipped by state-funded heat sensitive cameras.
A day later, in the morning, I was escorted by the HappySquad to my new home. I'm confident I will find friends here, especially since we seem to have a lot in common after the psychosocial reverse engineering therapy I'm going through. I'm lucky to have a state that can pay for my treatment. If I'm recovering quickly enough I should be able to get back to work in just a year, on a task that doesn't require vision or short-term memory, of course.
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Last edited by Lazors; Jun 29, 2017 at 10:43 PM.
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Originally Posted by Tsuion View Post
Lynchburg is a city in Virginia, and is also a city in Tennessee. If we look at the syllable and word composition of these two American states, we can first conclude that, yes, they are both in America. At first glance we also notice these two states are in similar locations: Northern North Mexico.

Mexico was officially founded on October 4th, 1824. This can translate into 8-4-1824. Being the high quality number theorist I am, the connection made here is almost too apparent to ignore. Don't see it?

1824 can be turned into, 1 • 8 / 2 = 4. Check the math. It's valid. It doesn't stop there. Mexico's capital is, you guessed it: Mexico City. Isn't that a bit strange, that Mexico's capital happens to ALSO be named Mexico? Almost like it was planned by the government.

Let's shift gears a tad.

There are two types of Mexicans. Native type, and Snow type. What native entails is pretty obvious: they're indigenous to Native America. Snow type is less clear. North of The United States is a country called Canada. This is home to the Snow Mexicans.

Despite being seemingly docile, these can also be hostile creatures when included in certain activities, such as Ice Golf. When a certain event of Ice Golf upsets a Snow Mexican, it is imperative that you stay as far away from it as possible. Victims of an outraged Snow Mexican report heavy bruising, specifically in the hip region. If you aim to avoid a Snow Mexican all-together, simply avoid instalments of a Tim Hortins.

All of this comes together in a circle. Mexico City. America. Ice Golf. All of these have three letters in common. I, C, and E.

Ice.

So to answer your question, Lazors.


im havin a p ice day. how bout yourself

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