Age: 14
Are you a wizard: Uh, not yet.
Size of your wand: I don't know how to take this question, anally or orally.
Element of choice: Penis.
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use the spell of flee and run away, because orcs are green and scary.
Describe your magical abilities: I have the abilities to seduce women and get money.
Hair color: Brown
Pubic hair color: I shave so I have no clue...
Describe your non-magical abilities: I don't have any.
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Dryness.
Previous magical guilds: This is the only magical guild I've seen in the world of Toribash...
Previous non-magical guilds: Is this even a question?
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): In the nude.
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Harry Potter.
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): The school of homeness
On a day trip to Mordor you stumble upon a greasy little elf(Dobby), do you slay him because you're savage as fuck or do you give that sexy little elf a golden shower and help him find his way home:Can I help him find his way home, then slay him infront of his whole town?