Yeah, no.

LMAO i loved the story, now I want to do another clan war just for another story, <3.

Well I didn't know I wasn't welcome here so I'll be on my way.

Good luck.

Applications will be discussed by the four leaders.
Age: 67
Are you a wizard: I am in fact a iwzadr
Size of your wand: Mandingo dong XL
Element of choice: Deez nuts
If you encounterd a band of marauding orcs, what spells would you use and how would you use them: I would use the power of clever and chop their cocks off and shove them up their own asses.
Describe your magical capabilities: Ask me to hold my own dick
Hair color: Rainbow
Pubic hair color: Fire
Describe your non-magical capabilities: Well I can count to potato
Preferred choice of wand lubricant: Swagjel
Previous magical guilds: Can't even remember any except Duck ":3" or CW i think and some other cocksuckings.
Previous non-magical guilds: Stagfags united
Preferred brand of magical robe(Elven, Dwarven, etc): I use a guccimanelaflare420blazezorz handbag as a robe
Harry Potter or The lord of the Rings: Magic the gathering
Which magic school(s) have you attended(Hogwarts, Camp Half-Blood, etc): Neither, I study under the art of orkology in my moms basement.

Accepted.

I've always dreamed of being able to count to potato, will you please teach me?
Accepted.

Sweet brosephs be feared from my fearsome yell of pleasure!!!

best...clan...ever

orko, I love you lol

*cough* my idea too.

your staff must be at least seven feet to post, you seem far below that limit.