>Spawn as a boring engineer
>Want to go Adam Jensen mode and hack erry possible door
>Can't find insulated gloves
>Fuck it
>Find the Lawyer's PDA (Ian Wolf) on his dead body in the middle of a hall
>Take it because why the hell not
>Hear over the engineering radio that there may be a changeling on board.
>TIME TO HAVE FUN
>Get a welder mask and a gasmask
>Wear Ian Wolf's PDA as an ID (holy shit didn't know you can do this)
>Sneak intro the botany
>Custom emote this "Ian Wolf stings you with his proboscis)
>The botanist flips his shit and begins screaming over the radio
>IAN WOLF CHANGELING HELP HE STUNG ME HEEEEEELP
>Laughing my balls off
>Grab him by the throat and simulate a changeling while people are watching helpless outside the botany door
>Security shows up, about to get in the botany
>You can't stop my act now !
>Stop strangling the botanist
>Escape via maintenance tunnels
>Take welding mask and gasmask off, put on my ID
>Nobody even thinks that that I was Ian Wolf the "changeling"
>Send that botanist I was about to murder a message via Ian Wolf's PDA
>"I'll suck your precious fluids out you..shortly"
>Wander around the station with my own ID and stuffs
>Notice the botanist at security doors crying for protection
>PFAGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
>At this point the original Ian Wolf is getting revived
>Security shows up at geneticist and mauls his brain out
>No questions
>Ian gets killed again because of my epic act
>Successful actor !
I should do this more often.
-----
Few rounds later...
Last edited by dbuhos; Oct 15, 2011 at 05:06 PM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump
