I have 75 wins in 5v5 and 167 in 3v3
Everyone blames me for that T_T

i had the best finishing of a game ever, and i forgot to have LoLRecorder on FML...

like literally, i ace their team (as trist), run past mid turret and hop over wall towards top, kill the two nexus towers just as their xerath respawns, i'm firing away, he's putting me down in hp, i rocket jump away (out of his range) JUST as he stuns me, (nexus 3 hits away from dying) come out of stun quickly start hitting nexus and activate q... kills nexus just as xerath kills me GG.

like seriously, probably woulda made it into protatomonster's top 5 plays :<

I bought Hecarim and Skarner just now, and Darkflame Shyvana, amazing how fast 25 dollars goes.

I've now spent 160$ on LoL

243 what numbers said

I found a perfect duo partner, she actually knows how to play and isn't retarded like other teammates. won 6 ranked, lost around 3.

So guys, I've posted here sometimes and I went inactive, now I'm back to the action :3

A girl?

Playing league?

And isn't retarded?


Pics or shit.

I'll let you guys in on a little secret

see this cunt



think he sucks now because no one plays him anymore?
well
fuck
you

coming from a jayce main if you still take him top you're, well, let's just say way to fucking be, you're losing more lanes than you should be.

Remember panth mid when BC stacked? Yeah well fuck him too.

Take this motherfucking cunt mid.
Why?

I'll tell you why you stupid shit.

-blues for that mana intensive bitch
-roam like tf with your E R
-bitches in mid dont build sustain or armor
-bitches in mid sometimes dont even carry armor runes (they rarely do at 1700)
-Homeguard, E, and R will get you back to mid lane faster than the enemy can feed you
-in ranked/draft you can fp jayce mid and they'll think you're top

Start with the flask, 5 pots, and a ward, and never die to ganks.

Build BT first, then BC, then GA.

Max Q first, Q>E>R>W and dont even give a shit about R and W until Q and E are maxed.

Harass with EQ for the first 4-5 levels, and when you're level 6 start doing the EQ in ranged then R to melee, go through accel gate, QE in melee.

Enjoy your free wins

here are some testimonials from earlier games:


(after our nocturne fed her 2 kills. I lost the game but dominated the lane) Got first blood vs her. Finished 3-3-4 on a team that went something like 10-30


(Finished 17-1-11) Got first blood vs her


(Finished 6-1-3) Got first blood vs him


(Lost 9-3-6) got first blood vs him

I'm not exaggerating any of this stuff

http://www.lolking.net/summoner/na/20288772#history
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And I later confirmed him that he did, in fact, finish s2 with 2500 elo.

Now I feel like if I needed to buy jayce, stahp making me waste my precious money.