At first I was like
but then I
however
happen
and so I ended up like
Fuck yeah The Binding of Isaac.
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More story.
>Spawn as Warden once again.
>Delinquents pouring in every 4 minutes.
>Get reports of traitors all around the station
>Cloakers
>E-Sword wielders
>Bombers
>OH JOY
>As Warden I'm not supposed to leave the brig
>OH BALLS
>Do searches all day long on prisoners
>Most of the time find nothing of interest
>Sometimes find a bloody fire extinguisher or personnel ID's
>Nothing out the ordinary
>Suddenly a security cyborg comes in dragging the Head of Personnel after him
>He apparently killed people
>Bleargh
>Bring him in for 10 minutes
>Get incredibly bored
>Let him out with 4 minutes of jail time left
>While I was searching and throwing people in the jail the right side of the station got tore up by the singularity and the rest was flooded by plasma
>Escape shuttle arrives
>Grab a prisoner that was still in jail
>Try to pull him to the shuttle
>Some fuck sets the plasma on fire right in front of me
>Lose the prisoner in the raging fire
>FUCK
>On my way to the shuttle I notice the Head of Personnel stabbing the fuck out an officer with an esword in the maintenance area near the medical bay (Fuck yeah thermals)
>I let this fuck out with 4 minutes of the sentence left and though nothing of it...
>Oh you son of a bitch, you ain't escaping this time
>Rush in
>Shot him with an energy gun
>Stunned him
>Bash him over the head with my riot shield, luckily knocking him out in one hit
>Rip his shit apart with his own heretical e-sword
>Officer dies...unluckily
>Sprint my way towards the escape shuttle, skipping through the void of space several times, from ship piece to ship piece
>Make it to the shuttle
>Crawl my way through the crowded crew area to the security area
>Escape
Needles to say the station got massively raped.
Last edited by dbuhos; Oct 1, 2011 at 08:48 PM.
Reason: <24 hour edit/bump