You heard it here, folks. Triton has STDs. Don't put his genitals near your face or vice versa.

Uuuhhhgnnggn.. Too late...

Oh hey, you grew a mustache and aged fifty years since I saw you last.

That's AIDS for ya, m8.

Now i know who gave me my STD's

Thanks Ele from the future.

I probably got it from him but I really don't know...
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Wait a second. Are you saying that you went into the future banged Ele who had aids went back in time and tried to frame him! You time traveling bastard!

That, or maybe Ele traveled back in time, went to my place, then fucked me and gave me AIDS.

Maybe this is all some sick joke, but hell if i know. Who else wants to join the STD club?

Actually, what it seems like is Ele banged Triton. Triton got his STDs from Future Ele.

Triton->Ele->Future Ele->Triton->rinse and repeat.

What we have here is a loop. No beginning, and no end, but everything is congruent with everything else. Top theory of time travel.

I'm sorry, you're right. It never even occurred to me what this guy might be into...
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Also Trit, I'll join the club if the invitation still stands

I've finally found out why Triton has aids! Once upon a time there was a clan named the Egonians that hated another clan named Tritians which stole their livestock. So one day the Egonians found a way to get pay back for all the thinks the Tritians did to them. The head witchdoctors of the Egonian clan put together a deadly weapon called STDs. Thus the Egonians set the weapon upon the Tritian tribesmen and destroyed them one by one. Once the Tritian's numbers were few a great god came upon the earth, his name was Ele. Ele came to save the Tritians from this deadly weapon so he waged war against the Egonians. After years of struggle Ele finally won out and destroyed the virus and thus the weapon was gone. Or so they thought, years later the two remaining people related to the tribesmen Ego and Triton come out years later and both of them had STDs so Ele came around and sacrificed himself for Ego and now both Ele and Triton have Aids....



I wrote this pretty late at night so don't judge :v