It started glowing a pink color which had a scent of pickles and a big Green milkshake maker witch was also A Creepy little cat faced man named floofy and a Turtle named floofy2 it's happiest that liked to lick babies faces and ate tacos which it found Over a Rabid barbell full of baking soda and Super Maniacal Purple rabid rabbit which Turned into a purchasable green banana which had a glowing tricycle of yellow banana peels with an apple with white goo pouring out the majestic glowing tricycle paradoxically ripping space and destroying time. The universe soon imploded and then

It started glowing a pink color which had a scent of pickles and a big Green milkshake maker witch was also A Creepy little cat faced man named floofy and a Turtle named floofy2 it's happiest that liked to lick babies faces and ate tacos which it found Over a Rabid barbell full of baking soda and Super Maniacal Purple rabid rabbit which Turned into a purchasable green banana which had a glowing tricycle of yellow banana peels with an apple with white goo pouring out the majestic glowing tricycle paradoxically ripping space and destroying time. The universe soon imploded and then exploded into slices

It started glowing a pink color which had a scent of pickles and a big Green milkshake maker witch was also A Creepy little cat faced man named floofy and a Turtle named floofy2 it's happiest that liked to lick babies faces and ate tacos which it found Over a Rabid barbell full of baking soda and Super Maniacal Purple rabid rabbit which Turned into a purchasable green banana which had a glowing tricycle of yellow banana peels with an apple with white goo pouring out the majestic glowing tricycle paradoxically ripping space and destroying time. The universe soon imploded and then exploded into slices of little money

I think the second story is complete there.
Updating the first post.

Whoever wants to start the new Three Word Story, go for it.

WAPOW!

Once upon a
(CLASSIC start)

Once apon a dime there wasnt

(yes dime not time)

Once upon a dime there wasn't any women left.

Edit - Krulls: Adjusted to follow the Thread Rules "Each subsequent post should include the previous story posts and add three of their own words in [B]Bold Text[/B]."

Once upon a dime there wasn't any women left. But when a

Once upon a dime there wasn't any women left. But when a lonely old man

Once upon a dime there wasn't any women left. But when a lonely old man that sat on